AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - WEEK 3

[coasterdude5]

It turns out you can't add a new poll into an existing thread...

 

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION

 

THIS WEEK WE SAY GOODBYE TO KRAKEN613.

 

Hello there forum goers, it is I, Mr. U. N. Owen. You may know me for killing ten people who escaped punishments for committing their own murders. Or you may just know me for being partially insane. But I know that you know how much I hate liars. Think about it for a second - liars ruin everything!

 

For more information:

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=45020

 

You may know some of these people for their hilarious remarks... their quick-witted replies... or their random trip reports....

 

It is your job to decide who dies first! Hahaha! Fun, isn't it? Each week a new poll will be posted and you will ultimately choose who dies first and who dies last. Vote for who you want to die!

 

Here's a little information on the people I've captured:

 

Wes

Wes has been accused of supplying large amounts of PMW to patrons at amusement parks, and then coaxing them to go into restricted areas to get his hat.

 

CTU Agent

Tyler is a sexy stud that girls constantly seem to want to fornicate with. However, most girls eat mayo and if mayo is in their stomach then he will die. As Superman's only weakness is kryptonite, Tyler's only weakness is mayo. That said, Tyler makes Superman look like a little bitch. Chyeah.

 

coasterfreak101

Tyler. Jealousy always did get the best of him. But he can't spork someone in the school cafeteria and claim ignorance. Yelling "Tyler kiiill, Tyler kill goood" as he did it hasn't helped him to plead his case so far. But he can't go to jail - he needs the PMW.

 

Carnage

Paul recently founded his own country, Canaba. With his new found dipolomatic imunity, he trades W for P&M.

 

socalMAN123

Brent: The youngest member of the TPR Survivor, he has consistently out-performed people 10 years older than him. The most agile of the contestants, he can prove once again that he can outlast.

 

mcjaco

Matt - Protector of EPCOT, dishes out pain with a pleathora of Eric Idle insults, binge drinking, and rides on Iron Wolf. Give him a skunky beer, and face a wrath of evil you'll not likely live through.

 

natatomic

As one of only 4 or 5 girls on TPR, natatomic is wanted for not putting out nearly enough, as should be her female duty. She is also wanted for questioning regarding rumors of being a Republican. It all makes sense, now, doesn't it?

 

mmousefan

Joel - TPR`s Mexican Joe, officially the first TPR member in the only upwards peninsula in the world. Ex Disney Cast Member (wich gives him the amazing ability to smile even when people thinks its the first time hes wearing shoes) is maybe not a very known member of the TPR gang but still very competitive and willing to chop some heads from the other side of the rio to get to be the last one surviving; using his natural hability to move from cactus to cactus riding a donkey and drinking tequila.

 

 

Remember - vote for who you wanted killed off this week!

[kraken613]

Say goodbye Wes! You killed me! I want to kill you!

 

haha

[Kalepi_Konei]

Wes has lasted long enough, it's time to kick him out of the tribe.

[cfc]

Natalie isn't in the poll--is she supposed to be, or was she "voted off"?

[mmousefan]

Is it just me or this hole thing needs a lift up or something more interesting than just voting cause its starting to get boring and its just only week 3

[chmilo24]

Say goodby mmousefan, I don't know who you are so I want you off!

 

--Chris

[mmousefan]

^ well yeah thnks, im just a random mexican

[krazekiddd]

Yeah, so sorry Tyler, but that weird Mayonnaise phobia of yours is what I am basing my vote off of.

[Wes]

What do we REALLY know about mmousefan? He's foreign, can't be trusted, and works for the cabal of evil that is Walt Disney World. Would you ensure YOUR children or YOUR livelihood to a person you barely know.

 

WES has a consistent record of taking down the biggest and baddest of trolls and spammers. WES has a no holds barred attitude for locking bad threads and insulting stupid kids. WES has the courage and foresight to tackle even the most challenging forum errors and crashes.

 

VOTE MMOUSEFAN FOR THE NEXT TO DIE!!!

[Carnage]

What'd Natalie win immunity or something?

[mmousefan]

Ok I think is not to early to say my goodbyes, cause i dont think wes is going to die, but me, cause im the "x guy" here, the "unknown"

[coasterdude5]

Could one of the mods add Natalie to the poll? I know I added her! I checked them twice! If not, she has immunity this week!

[kraken613]

Are you really going to just listen to Wes? Dont be a follower! Vote Wes! Dont vote who he says for the second week in a row!

[natatomic]

Could one of the mods add Natalie to the poll? I know I added her! I checked them twice!

 

Whew, I thought I somehow got killed off last week and didn't realize it.

[Wes]

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[kraken613]

Darth Wes anyone? lol

[Wes]

I fixed the poll so Nat is included, but you all who already casted votes will all have to re-vote. But at least everyone is there.

 

Who is looking out for you? I am. (vote mmousefan)

[DBru]

(Votes for Wes to die...again.)

[coasterdude5]

Thanks Wes.

[kraken613]

Vote Wes he is brainwashing you!

 

Dont listen! Dont let HIM decide who dies two weeks in a row!

[TheStig]

I want a nation with Robot Rock as it's national anthem, so I voted mmousefan, AND SO CAN YOU!

 

WES IS THE FUTURE!

[krazekiddd]

Being the small chance in hell Mayonnaise will bring Tyler down, I'm jumping ship and switching my vote!

[Dorneypark_fan]

My vote is for carnage.

[chmilo24]

I'm afraid that if I vote for Wes he will bantron me. So for now I will stick to mmousefan(again).

 

--Chris

[kraken613]

Dont be afraid! Stand up for what you think! Do not fear Wes!