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Sept 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day


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Ahoy Mateys!

 

Me ship be docked 'ere in thee Far East but I be usin' this 'ere landlubbing com-poot-tar machine ter support thee merry cause of this most excellent day har har har!

 

I took a visit down ter the docks o' Disney today and said Ahoy ter the pirates thar.

 

Enjoy the day me hearties and raise some grog in memory of ye friendly Captain o'er 'ere who is missin' out on the fun!

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Arr' here be a hearty poem for all ye landlubbers.

 

Pirates are hearty

They’re bluff and they’re loud

They’ll always have fun

On their own or in crowds

 

Some have an eye patch

And some have a hook

In place of the hand

That a crocodile took

 

They’re usually friendly

Despite all your fears

But if you should cross them

They’ll cut off your ears

 

They’ll stamp on your fingers

Stick knives up your nose

Put ants in your trousers

And crabs on your toes

 

And then when they’re finished

And your spirits are low

It’s off to the edge of the ship you must go

 

Hands tied behind you

Eyes bound about

You’re prodded and pushed

By their jeers and their shouts

 

Your eyes start to water

There’s no hope, let’s be frank

In a matter of seconds

You’ll fall from The Plank

 

Below you’ll be swallowed

By water and sharks

Who will bite you and tear you

Into many wee parts

 

You prepare for the moment

When you’ll fall into space

You screw up your courage

Your hands and your face

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^Yeah, he's got a little Cap'n in 'em! Ye be a credit to the buckoneer me hearty!

 

I was almost another type of pirate, but I guess that doesn't count in this thread, huh?

 

Yer words gave me a hearty belly laugh and made me raise me eyepatch in a doubletake. Just watch yer footin on the poopdeck.

 

Well mateys, I sipped a fine Chianti with my Mom & Dad o'er a fine EyeTalian dinner. We was celebratin' me deeper pockets and new promotion. A fine way to spend the day indeed!

 

Once more lads and lasses, I raise me tankard to ya! May the wind be at yer back, a falcon at yer breast, and may ya quote a Conan movie better'n I! Aaarrrr!

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"And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho,

Comin' down the plains,

Stealin' wheat n' barley 'n

All the other grains

And it's a ho-hey, hi-hey,

Farmers bar yer doors,

When you see the Jolly Roger

On Regina's mighty shores!"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwm

 

Arrogant Worms be a mighty fine shanty ter be singin' this fine day. I be listenin' ter Flogging Molly meself but no need to keelhaul each other o'er thee difference eh?

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