AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - WEEK 2

[coasterdude5]

It turns out you can't add a new poll into an existing thread...

 

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION

 

THIS WEEK WE SAY GOODBYE TO HOMER.

 

Hello there forum goers, it is I, Mr. U. N. Owen. You may know me for killing ten people who escaped punishments for committing their own murders. Or you may just know me for being partially insane. But I know that you know how much I hate liars. Think about it for a second - liars ruin everything!

 

For more information:

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=45020

 

You may know some of these people for their hilarious remarks... their quick-witted replies... or their random trip reports....

 

It is your job to decide who dies first! Hahaha! Fun, isn't it? Each week a new poll will be posted and you will ultimately choose who dies first and who dies last. Vote for who you want to die!

 

Here's a little information on the people I've captured:

 

Wes

Wes has been accused of supplying large amounts of PMW to patrons at amusement parks, and then coaxing them to go into restricted areas to get his hat.

 

CTU Agent

Tyler is a sexy stud that girls constantly seem to want to fornicate with. However, most girls eat mayo and if mayo is in their stomach then he will die. As Superman's only weakness is kryptonite, Tyler's only weakness is mayo. That said, Tyler makes Superman look like a little bitch. Chyeah.

 

coasterfreak101

Tyler. Jealousy always did get the best of him. But he can't spork someone in the school cafeteria and claim ignorance. Yelling "Tyler kiiill, Tyler kill goood" as he did it hasn't helped him to plead his case so far. But he can't go to jail - he needs the PMW.

 

Carnage

Paul recently founded his own country, Canaba. With his new found dipolomatic imunity, he trades W for P&M.

 

socalMAN123

Brent: The youngest member of the TPR Survivor, he has consistently out-performed people 10 years older than him. The most agile of the contestants, he can prove once again that he can outlast.

 

mcjaco

Matt - Protector of EPCOT, dishes out pain with a pleathora of Eric Idle insults, binge drinking, and rides on Iron Wolf. Give him a skunky beer, and face a wrath of evil you'll not likely live through.

 

natatomic

As one of only 4 or 5 girls on TPR, natatomic is wanted for not putting out nearly enough, as should be her female duty. She is also wanted for questioning regarding rumors of being a Republican. It all makes sense, now, doesn't it?

 

kraken613

David- A RCT3 addict and is know to build rides that sometimes don't have the people to come back to the station in the same form... hehehe..... "BOOM! 9 peeps have died."

 

mmousefan

Joel - TPR`s Mexican Joe, officially the first TPR member in the only upwards peninsula in the world. Ex Disney Cast Member (wich gives him the amazing ability to smile even when people thinks its the first time hes wearing shoes) is maybe not a very known member of the TPR gang but still very competitive and willing to chop some heads from the other side of the rio to get to be the last one surviving; using his natural hability to move from cactus to cactus riding a donkey and drinking tequila.

 

 

Remember - vote for who you wanted killed off this week!

[Dorneypark_fan]

My vote goes to Wes.

[kraken613]

Please dont kill me! Kill Wes! lol

[Wes]

VOTE FOR KRAKEN613!!! If you vote for me, you are ENCOURAGING all the crappy threads and terrible posters. Voting for me to die is a vote for TERRORISM!!!

[kraken613]

WHY HATE ME!?!?!?!?! What did I do!?!?!?!

[coasterdude5]

We need immunity challenges or some way to win immunity for a week.

 

That's a good idea. Any suggestions on what the challenge should be?

[Carnage]

Let the title fairy decide who is immune!

[krazekiddd]

Reasons NOT to vote for Wes:

 

1 - There would be way too many unlocked threads.

 

2 - I would get to laugh reading when he corrects people.

 

3 - Eli would kill me being that he apparently is now a Wes fanboy.

 

4 - Refer to number 1.

 

 

In all seriousness, I see Wes and Natalie as the final two.

[chmilo24]

Say goodby Kraken!

 

--Chris

[mmousefan]

Sorry Kraken, by popular demand seems like your the next one to be Six Feet Under

[mcjaco]

What? You guys don't want a mod fight to death? Wes and Matt lock threads until they bleed?

 

C'mon!

[Carnage]

And someone has to get blind drunk and make an ass of themselves.

[Manny In England]

We need Wes to sort out some more minor issues. They're changing from text to multiple videos now. They're evolving!

 

PS. Will we get a death a week or all deaths on Halloween?

[jamesdillaman]

Maybe all these problems are the immunity challenge in disguise

[kraken613]

Me sad....

[Team Thriller]

Sorry Kraken. My vote goes to you just because you talk so much about Dollywood that I get a headache.

 

--James

[PKI Jizzman]

Seems we have some terrorists on this board.....get Kraken out of here!

[kraken613]

Wow a day in and theres no way for me not to die already! lol

 

Well ill go out with a win is how ill think of it! Most votes win! Right?

 

Well GO DOLLYWOOD AND THUNDERHEAD IS FREAKIN AMAZING!

BEST GCI FTW!

[Homer]

The dead says join me in Hades, Kraken.

 

Not a conspiracy, your posting just gets annoying.

[chmilo24]

Well GO DOLLYWOOD AND THUNDERHEAD IS FREAKIN AMAZING!

BEST GCI FTW!

 

God, everytime you talk about Dollywood and that stupid Thunderhead, 100 people get AIDS. I rode it once and it was okay.

 

--Chris

[generaleclectic]

Reasons NOT to vote for Wes:

 

3 - Eli would kill me being that he apparently is now a Wes fanboy.

 

I voted for Kraken because Wes told me to.

 

I'm also ill-informed and under educated. LOL

[mmousefan]

OMG Now im in third place to die

[chmilo24]

^Don't worry, there is still ways to go in order for you to catch up with David. You'd have to piss of a lot of people in order to die.

 

--Chris

[DBru]

I keep voting Wes but he JUST WON'T DIE!!!!!!11

 

[Manny In England]

^ He has that power.