mcjaco Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ^You don't have to lie Matt... Tell them how you really feel! Who me? You know I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ^Get a room, you two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ^You know you're jealous Chuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Sarcasm and the internet never had a good relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 So I heard from a little birdie that there may be another Deep South update in the near future... Unfortunately, the update is being held captive by an evil troll (related to that evil goblin that stole those magical hoodies in that epic movie) and he won't release it unless you reply... Another sign of his evil: he drinks Pepsi. He may release the update more quickly if you torture him with pictures of you drinking a refreshing Coke... Just figured I'd give you guys an update on the current state of our show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not For Sale Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) Ladies and gentlemen, THE BRYAN AND ADAM SHOW GO DEEP. First up, our arrival, World of Coke, and Dixieland. Well, that's it for Dixieland. The next update will be posted in a week or so. Thanks for reading! I, for one, found it offensive. But I'm not from the South, maybe I just don't get it. Before we left we were told we had to check out their minstrel show. For your consideration this awards season: Jake and Adam on a Frog Hopper. Here of course is the big emotional scene. Spoiler alert: I think it was a mistake having the frog hopper become alive. It's truly remarkable how Adam can stay so grounded in reality as Jake steals the scene. I just got off the phone with George Criterion. He wants to make this the cover to the DVD. Jake is getting ready for what is about to be the performance of a lifetime. Adam is making some sort of weird face. These are method actors, people! And now, The Bryan and Adam Show proudly present: Jake and Adam on a Frog Hopper. TPR celebrities: They're just like us! They ride tigers! While others fought the good fight. Ultimately, a truce was reached when the ride operators told everyone to come back. Never forget. Some of the crowd cowered in fear... It was only appropriate to begin this TR on Veteran's day (or technically the day after). The crowd began to fight back! But, just as all hope was seemingly lost... We shall overcome one day. One of the many faceless, nameless victims of Robb's reign of terror. I won a Peabody in photojournalism for these. There was nothing we could do but stand back in horror as Robb opened fire on the crowd. Hey I wonder what everyone else is do-OH GOD NO Hey I wonder what everyone else is do-Never mind. Oh well. I guess they had fun anyway. Thanks for not pranking us, I guess. We were all looking forward to what you guys had in store. Oh. Apparently it was just a zip line. What a let down. I can't wait to see what prank these pranksters prank on us! They both seem satisfied. This is going to turn out bad. What are these pranksters up to now? Look at them scheming up their prank up there. Look at these pranksters! They switched shoes! What a prank! Adam and I both thought it would be for the best for us not to appear together in a photo for the rest of this TR. Hey wait a second, what's with those shoes? "The trick is to spend a night or 2 in jail." "Or a few years." "Maybe these guys will help us!" "I wonder if anyone will help us look normal" Nope, not quite. And then I came in! "Hey Adam, let's take a picture together and not look weird!" "OK, Bryan!" Well, former friends. Here's Adam with his new friends, Delicious and Refreshing. You should know they went to World of Coke the day before I went. You could imagine how disappointed I was. However, I did enjoy a delicious and refreshing Coke Zero® with no calories and all of the taste of Coca-Cola Classic® on my flight. We begin our journey on a MARTA train in Atlanta, which stands for Marta Arta Rta Ta A. Also, yes, Adam is asleep in this picture, and Dave and Eli are disgusted. Edited March 22, 2011 by Not For Sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 This is my favorite photo: I just love the detail on the steam! --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piers Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I like the random third arm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not For Sale Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 ^Every picture is photoshopped to make it look like people have extra arms. That one is just more obvious than the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Hmmm... Not often am I speechless; however, this is one of those times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wlmoorer Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Great trip report guys but...^WOW...I cant believe this was going on...Speechless... "Look Away, Look Away, Look Away DIXIELAND!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not For Sale Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 ^In fairness, I believe the 2 groups of performers were unrelated. Also, I chose the pictures that made it look the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 LOL! What a great update. Can't wait to see more from the Adam and Bryan show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wlmoorer Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 ^In fairness, I believe the 2 groups of performers were unrelated. Also, I chose the pictures that made it look the worst. I figured as much but still good to know...haha Great report... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Robb is so mean to those poor innocent civilians... As always I enjoyed the great photos and captions...nice job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 We now have confirmation that Bryan is in the house... I repeat, Bryan is back in the house. Orlando will never be the same. (p.s. This is a hint at the future...) Stealthy photo taken by the uber-fan, "B-Ryelubber" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrock23 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Any chance this continues soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not For Sale Posted April 19, 2010 Author Share Posted April 19, 2010 USF.DQ.UPDATE. Remember that update we promised? Of course you don't! So here it is! These were actually taken this year, but in January. People loved hair metal then. Guys, the game isn't even on. Gross. Don't check the slot, folks. Apparently I have some fans in the window. This joke was topical in January. Wait, is this Hadrosaur Cove? RIP Oh hey guys, we're just hanging out on the set of our sitcom, The Bryan and Adam Show. I'm sure there's a reference in this sign that if I referenced would be amazing. Adam is inspecting to see if this shark is kosher. It isn't. Man, f*** censorship. "You guys realize you could stop being lazy and not have lens flare if you took that picture from the other side, right?" "Yeah, why?" Yes, I do come here often. Thank you. I don't get this joke but Adam thinks it's a hoot and a holler, so I included it. Also, check out Nelson's crotchdirt. AHAHAHAHAHA THEY SELL DOUGHNUTS HERE FUNNAY. Adam looks like he's 90 in this picture. Also, hi Dan. YOUR SOULS ARE MINE. Yes, Adam's does say best lover. And I'm best nothing. I'm sure Allison would agree. Naturally, we experienced the I Love Lucy attraction and played the game while waiting in the pre-show room. Not exactly. Willem Dafoe is a s***head. This joke would have been topical and original. Move over, Universal, it's time for DisneyQuest! If it was up to Adam, he'd choose "not Kansas anymore (Pandora)" So much brushed steel up in here I thought I was in Ikea for a second. God damn this place is stupid. Oh, right! Colin was there too. Him and Adam like hanging out with plain t-shirts. Yes, Adam got the wheelchair seat. For those of you that don't know, this thing is called Ride the Comix (I think) and it's terrible virtual reality from the late 90s. Listen. I have no real idea how well Adam did in this thing, but this picture speaks volumes on how he probably did. Let me hazard a guess and say Colin wasn't too good either. Adam! Your arm! And then the Navigator comes to put them out of their misery. Thanks, y'all. Scroll down for some antics from the Deep South trip at Carowinds and Dollywood if you care to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not For Sale Posted April 19, 2010 Author Share Posted April 19, 2010 Oh hey, guys. I'm doing an update. Before AFTER That's right, folks, we're in Carowinds in the Carolinas. And what better way to start this update than with a dick joke? Adam thinks this update is SO 2009. I'm a regular Hanno, aint I? Yeah, for some reason they gave us this ride to ourselves. It was weird. It was like they just didn't want us near the public. And you can see why. Boy were we embarrassed. How naive we all were... "ALLISON YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF THE DIRT AGAIN YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!" "Screw it. They'll never build anything here." You see, it's funny because I put my glasses OVER my mask. I don't get it. Hi Andrew Hi Dave. Hi Mike. Hi Allison "Enough, idiots." I think this is the first official "period piece" we've ever done. Back when segregation was still legal. Back when I had any idea what the joke is supposed to be in this picture. And then a civil war broke out over whether or not Coca-Cola Classic is delicious and refreshing. OF COURSE IT IS. OH. MY. GOD. REMEMBER OUR CLOTHES BACK IN 2009? Au revoir, Carowinds! Oh hello, Pigeon Forge. Lookin' awful nice tonight. I distinctly remember this joke not even working in person. If anyone wants to explain it to me, I'm listening. So the management at took us around the back of Mystery Mine and said that they were going to murder us. Someone forgot to bring the bullets. Get your act together, guys! Don't half-ass it, Adam. Yes, I know the management half-assed killing us, doesn't mean you should half-ass your posing. That's more like it, boy! Now, speaking of dropping things... Know what? Naaah. Notice how the Roth stalks its prey... And strikes at the most opportune moment. A Roth in his native environ celebrates his kill. A Culkin expresses his surprise. Down, Adam! You guys like these things, right? Hey look, stuff! "Thing that holds stuff good?" Adam's fired. Adam made me put these in. Thanks for sticking with us, guys. We really do appreciate it. The Lake Winniemandnaka/Alabama Adventure update will be up soon(ish). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 This amazing set of updates (and recap of my incredible sense of humor) is deserving of a change in my signature... ~Adam "Slab" Roth~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 For those of you that don't know, this thing is called Ride the Comix (I think) and it's terrible virtual reality from the late 90s. I tried that damn thing about ten years ago. It gave me a headache and an upset stomach, and I actually had to step outside for fresh air. No more VR helmets for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Amazing updates!!! DisneyQuest is dying a slow and painful VR Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimace Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I got a shout out in a Bryan and Adam update? Does this make me famous? OMG, I'm calling everyone I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 ^Actually I'm pretty sure that getting a shout out in a Bryan and Adam Show Update puts you on sexual predator watch lists nationwide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 (edited) ^^In life,a person's fame is measured by their Light Emitting Diode collection, their personal website's FAQ and how many Hawaiian shirts they own when compared to John Lasseter. And yes, we took that photo just for you. Edited April 19, 2010 by jedimaster1227 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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