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^I don't think we really have to kiss her @$$ any longer. She posted on this site a few times last year, but now she's an Oscar winner and probably will never return. I think we now can say what we really thought of the movie. She'll never read it anyhow. I think it's funny how people have addresse their posts to her. Pretty much like writing a letter to Anne Frank.

I just had my letter to Anne Frank "returned to sender."

 

I was crushed.

 

--Robb

 

I'll second that. I was quite hasty to assume Ms. Cody had abandoned us, and am I glad that she is still around.

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Anyway, I have a few dead baby jokes:

 

-How do you fit three babies in a bucket?

 

A Blender!

 

How do you get them back out?

 

Tortilla chips!

 

-How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

 

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

 

-How many babies does it take to paint a house?

 

Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

 

-What do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of an ocean?

 

Screwed.

 

-What's worse to see? Seven dead babies in one trash can, or one dead baby in seven trash cans?

 

-What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lambhorghini?

 

I don't have a Lambhorghini in my garage.

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I try and not be world strict-us poster, spelling (I'm just generally bad) And I didn't mean to brake them just a simple saying please post some more first would be nice. If i'm not welcome here then bye,

 

I think trying to read that just gave me a mini stroke.

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