PriestofSyrinx Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I wonder if the Title fairy had to ask Dave what Rush reference to give you. And if not ... well then the title fairy is even hotter than she already was. Damn Straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre8 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Oh, dear Title Fairy, may I get a title that relates to how short I am? Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inflameswetrust21 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Oh great and sext title fairy (lol) can i have a title that says 'Look out behind you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Title Fairy Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 No. Yours is staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inflameswetrust21 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 ill give you whatever you desire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chroniq Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 ill give you whatever you desire! But really isn't this all about what you desire? Boys in tights ... zing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inflameswetrust21 Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 ill give you whatever you desire! But really isn't this all about what you desire? Boys in tights ... zing? hahahahaa not funny close but no cigar. Oh please awesome title fairy make that my title 'close but no cigar' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 ^You're probably getting on her nerves even more by being repetative and constant in your asking. Maybe if you become an established member she'll change it for you. EDIT: And actually, it's pretty hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davisal771 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 ^ Did you see the back story behind it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 The Title Fairy asked me to post this again: Hello dear children! It is I, the Title Fairy! I am here to possibly grant you a custom title (the line below your username). BUT, you must obey the Title Fairy's GOLDEN Rules! Golden Rule #1: To ask for a custom title, you must have 150 real posts on the forum. Real posts means not 3/4ths of your posts in games threads. If you are an active member of the site, this should be no problem! Golden Rule #2: If you already have a custom title, if you ask, you may or may not receive a new title. Custom Titles will be handed out to people without one first. Golden Rule #3: Title Fairy is VERY busy. Your title may not be changed immediately, or even weeks or months later! Golden Rule #4: Don't piss off Title Fairy by nagging and pestering her. This will only make her angry and get you STUCK with a very awful custom title. Golden Rule #5: If you ask for a custom title, Title Fairy reserves the right to change your custom title to whatever she wants. It could be changed to something relating to your avatar, your various posts, whatever! Asking for a specific custom title DOES NOT guarantee you will get it, so ask with caution (especially if you are possibly annoying!). If you don't follow any of Title Fairy's Golden Rules, Title Fairy will make sure you have an especially rotten title. That is all for now. Title Fairy reserves the rights to change and alter rules as she sees fit. *~~~TITLE FAIRY~~~* Legend of the Title Fairy as told by CreativeForce In the beginning there was nothing. At least, God wished there was nothing since he had the biggest hangover in history. (History not being around so long since, duh, there was nothing.) “I think I’m going to hurl!” cried God and then proceeded to upchuck the cosmos into existence. And he saw that it was good. “Man, that’s a lot of space” thought God, “I need someone to talk to.” And thus God created Jeff Johnson. And he saw that it was, well, just okay. “So Jeff, I have all this infinite space to fill, what should I create next?” “Why don’t you create dirt and make a big clump of it hang over there.” Said Jeff. And so God created the Earth. And he saw that it was good. “Now what?” asked God. “Jeez,” said Jeff, “I gotta do all the thinking around here? Fill it with stuff.” And so God created all manner of plants and animals; birds, fish, bears and of course tobacco. And Jeff saw that it was good so he rolled it up and started smoking it. “It’s not enough.” Said God. “Why not?” asked Jeff as he smoked the 5th cigarette since tobacco was invented 10 minutes earlier. “The monkeys with the red butts are pretty cool and the meerkats have television series written all over them.” “Yes, but I think we need people.” “Whoa, wait a minute,” said Jeff crushing out his 851st cigarette. “People? Think about this God. I mean, some of them will be really great, but then you got the ones who are total douches, not to mention all the ones that fall in between. How will you ever keep them all straight?” “You have a good point there Jeff” said God. “Of course, I do. Afterall, I am older than dirt.” “I’ve got it!” said God, “I will create the Title Fairy. The Fairy will be in charge of passing judgement and accessing a persons worthiness. They will have absolute power in granting a title to everyone who asks. Just don’t piss them off.” And so God created all the peoples of the earth, followed by the creation of the Title Fairy. And he saw that it was all good. So be good to others because the title fairy is always watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
televisedconfession Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Sup Title Fairy, So, natatomic (Natalie) is actually getting Married, thus I have lost all gay boyfriend responsibilities. I was wondering if you'd be so kind as to change my title to "Counselor Neil". Thanks bunches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Dear Title Fairy, I just noticed I have in fact a weird standard title : people might actually believe I actually asked for this title and do prefer to mate with donkeys over humans. I can't think of a more appropriate title for me to be honest, so I'm taking the risk and would like to ask you, Dear Title Fairy, so change my standard title to a custom title which you find appropriate for me. Thank you very much in advance . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Well, I ain't 38 no more. So the title and my age now clash, would you mind changing it. I would make suggestions, but since I am devoid of a personality and don't have any interests, I really can't help. Ok, that is all, I'm gonna go help my daughter make ponies out of Lego's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeparkman25 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Hey babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadster Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Dear Title Fairy, Thanks so much for my title, I honestly just noticed it and found it to be quite comical, and the best part is, I didn't even ask for it, it just appeared, like money under my pillow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxegon Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Dear Title Fairy, I'd like "Unrepentant CreHo". Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Just noticed that, thanks, does this mean I get a new "title" every year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansrubens Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Thanks Title Fairy. ---Hans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STR8FXXXINEDGE Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 ^ Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansrubens Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Maybe I can arrange something simular on next years NE/CP trip!! ---Hans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band-Aid Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Dear Title Fairy I would appreciate "Too poor for ACE" (if not already taken) Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Title Fairy, it's been since 2005 since I had a custom title made. Perhaps you can come up with a new title for me, relating to a Vekoma Invertigo? I'll let you be creative with this one, as risky as it could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeparkman25 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Great title, Hans! That bus ride will never be forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montuman99 Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Title Fairy, if you could give me the title "I would like to marry Montu" it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you so much!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamez Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Oh wondrous Title Fairy, I would ask of you to grant me the title "Sunshine" as it is my nickname! Many thanks to the great and powerful Title Fairy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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