bobafett Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 The girl by the pool in the green bikini looked like a happy Brittney Spears. Maybe it was her and she is feeling better enough to get out and get some fresh air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplepills Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Well it's the best trip report I've read in a while! Excellent photos, the only thing that could make them better? MORE OF THEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted April 30, 2008 Author Share Posted April 30, 2008 Hey Friends!! Â The internet here has been spotty and I will update you on the last 2 days when I get home from The Canopy Tour in a half an hour which includes, a speed boat ride, 4X4 ride in the jungle, a mule ride, rapelling down waterfalls, crossing swinging bridges over chasms, and 15 zip lines!! Â Hope I survive to post more bikini pictures. Â I also must admit to everyone that I have an illness, a disease, and it is called being a coaster whore. I will include a hint on a picture below and add one bikini picture to tide you over. Â Peace, Big Mike Peace, Big Mike I gave in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyD Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Wow Big Mike, you always deliver the goods whether you're at a park or chillin' on the beach! Â Glad your having such a good time in Mexico and I hope the Bikini Contest goes well, although you've got plenty of pictures already - good work! Â Your trip reports always put a smile on my face, keep up the good work! Â Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplepills Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Ok so I read that quickly and had a problem with the part that says "a mule ride, rape". Â I've read it again now and it makes more sense, but I got worried for a minute there Mike Keep em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 Quick update STILL from Mexico.   Hi folks!  I have been very busy wondering around the resort here gathering up as many hot bikini pictures as I can find!  I also have visited 2 parks here in Mexico and added 3 new credits.  The Mexico logic seems to be run 50% of the coasters lol.  Park 1- 1 of 2 coasters open. Park 2 - 2 of 4 coasters open.  The internet cafe here closes in 8 minutes, so here will be the upcoming Big Mike Road Show 2008 update information:  Since it is a roller coaster thread and I don't want to be deleted for posting too many bikini pictures, I will post my two park report tomorrow!!  Following that on Saturday, stay tuned for a special presentation:  Big Mike's Top 25 Hot Bikini Pictures!!!!!!   Hope all is well with everyone.  Your Friend, Big Mike  PS - I got a special request private message from an anonymous Big Mike reader requesting the following pictures!  Big Mike always delivers!  Hope you enjoy. I hope you enjoy this (you know who you are), this one was hard to get! A double with two different colors! I guess some readers like painted toes over bikinis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 Hey Friends!!!!  Big Mike coming at ya live from Mexico!  The Big Mike Road Show 2008 decided to leave the states and travel to an area of the world that most people have not been to ride coasters.  I think it is important that I can bring this to you in my attempt to be your solid source of valuable information  Plus, this was a great way to include some hot bikini pictures that everyone has been demanding.   Warning - There will be no hot bikini pictures in this report.  Stay tuned though as Big Mike proudly presents to you:  THE BIG MIKE ROADSHOW BIKINI EXTRAVAGANZA TOP 25!!!  A delightful and tastefully done display of bikini bonanzas.  Coming Next!   Well on to this weeks edition of the Big Mike Road Show 2008, now on it's 7th straight week of bringing you awesome updates!  Please Enjoy!   Peace, Big Mike This was a no brainer to have a hot bikini babe check off Mexico! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25 tomorrow!!! Hope you enjoyed. Peace, Big Mike There had to be an official update to The Big Mike Road Show 2008 T-Shirt. You have been "Big Miked" They had no live mascots, so this will have to do. Here is what we thought about the Mexican 50% rule of roller coasters. The train lying empty. A pretty long and winding track. Catarina! Did I tell you the Mexican 50% rule sucks? Oh well This coaster looked like it would have been a whole lot of fun! Tornado! Ugh, closed. Well I can still hit 75%! Yes sirreee! Credit #579. Alright. The Mexican 50% rule must not apply to this park!! I am doing well. Here is the car and the over the shoulder restraints. Here is the track in the background. Jubilee is next for the Big Man. Woo hoo! Credit #578! Lots of hills on this coaster. Ready to go down the first drop. I love how they let cameras on the ride Big Mike just went through the cave. A cave right before the lift starts. The lift. The train. I head straight to the coasters! Titan is up first. Lots to do here. The prices. An all day ride pass is $8. $10 if you want to add the go-carts and sky flyer. The next stop on the tour is Selva Magica, a much bigger park. I did not know R2D2 was into coasters too! He said he loves to follow The Big Mike Road Show 2008 on TPR! A few other attractions. The lift. The cars too. Here is the track anyway. Ontana Rusa or Rihalete was closed. There must be a Mexican law saying they can only run 50% of the coasters in one day. Yes! Credit #577 for Big Mike. An awesome fly by through the station! The lift hill shot. Big Mike is ready to roll. Here is a picture of the whole ride. New for 2008, it's Nessi. There is a big lake at the starting point and rides on the other side. I got an all day wristband for 14.90 pesos, which comes out to $1.49 in dollars!! Mexico enterances are a little different than in the USA. Our first stop is Rehilete! The Big Mike Road Show arrives in Guadalajara Mexico! Too much tequila Big Mike! Tequila anyone?? Big Mike: OK The Big Mike Road Show had to stop in the town of Tequila and reenergize. The single sign worked as I found a hot babe to drive and let me take pictures! Much better than riding on these stones. Well off I went to ride coasters but I felt kind of naked without my machine gun by my side. Quick wizz before the long trip too. Hmmm, hope my cook washed his hands! The place was fun and empty, thanks to this Canadian rule. Sorry Paul. I tipped them some Pesos and they gave me a tip. Watch out for the iguanas!! I decided to get a bite to eat before the long trip. The band was honored to play for The Big Mike Road Show they said! Not that either. I just gave in and did what Big Mike does best, a little self promoting of himself! Wrong again! No luck so far. I figured I would display my tongue, that almost always works on Hot Babes! The hat didn't work, but I was told Hot Babes LOVE wrestlers in Mexico! I decided that must be the way to go! I did not want to look like a tourist so I wore this hat around. Hot babes dig the hat. This stork came up out of the water asking for an autograph. Before I head to Guadalajara for the parks, I check out downtown Puerto Vallarta! Hola!!!! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 travels to Mexico on this stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobafett Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Love the reports Big Mike! Now I want some Mexican food for lunch ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I loved your "I'm Single" sign. May I use that when we're in Europe? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And when are you going to make a trip to Oregon? Do you have any of the credits here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Hi Big Mike!! Â Lovin the road show so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazed49 Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Great Pictures Mike. Its to bad that Tornado was closed. It looked like a really cool coaster. Also the "I'm Single" sign was great, I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes. Can't wait to see the next update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 So is the Big Mike Road Show actually driving to these exotic locales? Â Loving these updates, Mike! Freakin' funny stuff. You're one-of-a-kind, my friend. One of a kind. Â I really wish we could've joined you down there, since it's looks like you're having/had a blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Now that's dedication and taking care of your fans. Taking on the...uh....very....uh "unique" photo requests is above and beyond. You've a good heart man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 ^ Thanks! Hopefully whenever someone hears the name Big Mike, the first thought that pops in thier head is that he goes out of his way for Theme Park Review and his readers to bring them as much info and laughs as possible. Thats my goal.  ^^Scott, every once in a while Big Mike Productions puts an influx of funds into The Big Mike Road Show 2008 and we can afford better transportation! I agree, I wish you guys had come, it was very nice.  ^^^ hehe. I like making people laugh, so I am doing well I guess. Thanks for the compliment.  ^^^^ Hi Chrissie! I have not said that in a few months! Darn Road Trip is taking up a lot of my time. Nice to hear from you again as always! Always makes me smile when I write Hi Chrissie in a thread after you post something and ignore the rest of the thread lol  ^^^^^ Brian, I don't have ANY credits in Oregon yet! But I also have no plans to visit there this year either Soon Hopefully. Didn't have plans to visit parks in Mexico either though! The I'm Single sign can't be rented out until Big Mike finds somebody lol. Don't want to use up all it's energy until Big Mike is taken care of!  ^^^^^^ I always said I could eat mexican food everyday of the week, until I went to Mexico lol. I sure was craving some Italian and American food. It's almost time for Moreys and Clementon!!   I must admit that even though I try to put the best trip reports out there for everyone, I lack in responding to everyone when they write back comments! That is my weak point and I will work on it better!  Thanks for all the compliments!  Now it is back to work on trying to figure out the exact order of The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Top 25 Bikini Bonanza!!  I have wayyyyyyyy too many hot bikini pictures to sort through   Peace, Big Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packfanlv Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Big Mike, Â Thanks for the truly classic updates. I love the big sombrero and wrestler mask! I was recently in Mexico and would've mistaken you for any other average Joe on the streets. Keep the updates coming! Â Â Shawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 ^Yes, Big Mike is El Santo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisco Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 You never disappoint Big Mike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Awesome report! Â Question...how long did it take for you to get from Vallarta to the two parks? Â Robb and I have often thought about doing it from the cruise ship, but I never wanted to chance missing the boat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 The concierge at the hotel sent me on the scenic route on the way there, through the mountains, the town of tequila, and by a volcano.  That took about 7 hours!!!  The way home on the new highway they built is a straight 4 1/2 hours.   I would never do the scenic route again if I was going back to get the remaining coasters.   Peace, Big Mike   PS - Thanks Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted May 5, 2008 Author Share Posted May 5, 2008 Hey Friends!!!  The long anticipated wait is now over!!!!!!!  Big Mike Productions is proud to present to you.....   The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25!!!!  I know it has been a long time in coming, but I am happy to say that The Big Man has come through for YOU with flying colors  Before we go any further, I would like to apologize to Theme Park Review for taking up valuable roller coaster space with hot babe bikini pictures.  The Big Mike Road Show 2008 has been traveling non stop since mid March, coming through week after week with theme park and roller coaster updates!  Hopefully you have not missed any of the top notch entertainment so far, but if you have, here is a recap to make it easier for you to find your favorite park:  March 15th - Storybook Land in New Jersey on page 5. March 15th - Steel Pier in New Jersey on page 6. March 22nd - Adventurers in New York on page 7. March 22nd - Astroland in New York on page 7. March 22nd - Denos Wonder Wheel in New York on page 7. March 28th - Nascar Speed Park in Tennessee on page 8. March 28th - Zuma Fun Center in Tennessee on page 8. March 28th - Sir Gooneys in Tennessee on page 8. March 28th - Dollywood in Tennessee on page 10. March 29th - Six Flags over Georgia in Georgia on page 13. April 5th - Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey on page 15. April 12th - Boomers in New York on page 18. April 12th - Adventureland in New York on page 18. April 18th - Planet Fun in Maryland on page 21 April 19th - Kings Dominion in Virginia on page 23. April 19th - Adventure Park USA in Maryland on page 25. April 27th - Rehilete in Guadalajara Mexico on page 29. April 27th - Selva Magica in Guadalajara Mexico on page 29. May 4th - The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25 right now!  Just in case you are counting, this means The Big Mike Road Show has visited 18 parks so far and traveled 8,536 miles in 2008!  So before we get to the hot babe bikini pictures, I will warm you up with some Big Mike vacation pictures!!!!!   Please enjoy those and then sit back, relax, and thoroughly enjoy and appreciate The Big Mike Road Show 2008 Bikini Bonanza Top 25!   Peace, Big Mike   PS - It took me hours to sort through all the bikini pictures and eliminate all but 25 of them, and then hours to rank them 1-25. Please feel free to express your #1 choice, and even better, feel free to express your thanks to the Mighty Big Man!                                  #1 Hope you enjoyed!!! Peace, Big Mike #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25 You get the picture by now!! lol OK, it is now time for the countdown!! The Big Mike Road Show 2008 proudly presents the Bikini Bonanza Top 25: Example #4 mmmmm Example #3 Example #2 Example #1 As I float around the lazy river, I am astonished and amazed at how "The Big Mike Road Show 2008" is so popular with the hot babes! One last bit of fun before the mission. Now it is time to go to work!!! I had to practice in my plunge pool at my room to get used to water angles and being discreet in picture taking. Before I went back to the resort, I took the "Suicide Bombing Boat" class. Just in case word got out that Big Mike was in town, I brought a spare wrestling mask for undercover work. It felt much better in Mexico, as The Big Mike Road Show could walk down the street and not be noticed there like in the USA. I stopped to eat and had the band play "little yellow polka dot bikini" for me to get me physched up. I knew once I got started, it would be a never ending job. So I hit the town first. I knew photographing the hot babes in bikinis was going to be grueling, so I rested up on the beach beforehand. The trip starts with The Big Mike Road Show 2008 sitting in First Class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knottslover77 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Wow, that's a lot of Bikinis! Nice TR, that zipline looks sweet. Â --Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k_peek_2000 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Don't you think the Examples in number 3 are a bit young for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Hey Big Mike, you've shortchanged us - #21 & #7 are the same babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobafett Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 #24 looked like she had an extra a%& cheek hanging out of the right side of her bikini bottom.And in my opinion and from a woman's point of view, I think #14 was the most attractive out of all of the girls.Maybe if I could have seen some of their faces along with other their other body parts, I could make a better judgement call, but for now I'm sticking with #14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacups Make Me Sick Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 ^Its hard to tell. Â But I think #7 should get extra points for creativity...she used eye patches as a bikini top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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