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Poor Dave, oh dear

He drank himself to death

With a lot of beers

After hearing he could only listen to CDs

Released by Britney Spears


Barry "You got served!" Hom

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Here lies Sunfire, a 15 year old male

He died after a sudden storm of hail


Here lies Benvenuto, first name Chris

The ways that he died are too long to list

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Here lies poor Laura

She played Legend of Zelda and was killed by the Zoras


Dear departed Laura

Passed away during a visit to Mt. Dora


Please mourn Laura

She died while lighting the Jew's Menorah

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Here lies poor Eric

Killed while looking at a vertical loop photographed by Derek


Dear departed Eric

No one will resurrect him, not even a cleric


This is the grave of Eric

He ingested too much Ferric

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