BarryH Posted October 20, 2007 Author Share Posted October 20, 2007 Poor Dave, oh dear He drank himself to death With a lot of beers After hearing he could only listen to CDs Released by Britney Spears Barry "You got served!" Hom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 20, 2007 Author Share Posted October 20, 2007 Here lies Disney Dood Hit by a driver that was quite rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterofthematrix91 Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Here lies Zack He won't be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Coaster Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Here lies Tony In life he was thin But now he's just boney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossman Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Here lies bossman in his grave. He died of a massive overdose of adrenline after rideing a coster called overdose. R.I.P bossman from........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 20, 2007 Author Share Posted October 20, 2007 Poor bossman, mourn him will we For he died from a concussion after riding a SLC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Here lies Barry To Kidtums he is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 20, 2007 Author Share Posted October 20, 2007 Poor Homer, he picked on Barry a lot Then vultures ate his body and left him to rot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Here lies Wes His death made a mess. I totally suck at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Here lies dear old Barry While laughing he choked on a cocktail cherry! haha. no...not haha, more like lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 21, 2007 Author Share Posted October 21, 2007 Here lies Sunfire, a 15 year old male He died after a sudden storm of hail Here lies Benvenuto, first name Chris The ways that he died are too long to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Here lies Robb He choked on corn on the cobb. This one doesn't rhyme: Here lies Jeff Johnson He was run over by a Dragon Wagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Here lies Dan, never saw it coming drowned by cheap and quite rusty plumbing Here lies Ryan, never awoke from his coma caused by a certain, cardboard Vekoma I Tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Here lies Erical His death was hysterical And he was diabetical 1959 - 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 jackskellington101 was strong like Samson He became the 1,000 ghost in the Haunted Mansion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookbaby Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Here lies poor Laura Damnit... Nothing rhymes with Laura. She died... the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted November 7, 2007 Author Share Posted November 7, 2007 Here lies poor Laura She played Legend of Zelda and was killed by the Zoras Dear departed Laura Passed away during a visit to Mt. Dora Please mourn Laura She died while lighting the Jew's Menorah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Eric is dead. He's in the ground right here. I like it. Simple, but it puts the point right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted November 7, 2007 Author Share Posted November 7, 2007 Here lies poor Eric Killed while looking at a vertical loop photographed by Derek Dear departed Eric No one will resurrect him, not even a cleric This is the grave of Eric He ingested too much Ferric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 ^ See, nothing good rhymes with 'Eric'. Except maybe the one about Derek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozart67 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I want that epitaph from Boot Hill in Dodge City. "Here lies Les Moore; No Les, No Moore" either that or "you really dont think I'm going to take this lying down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théo the little french Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Here lies the poor Théo He hit strongly the ceiling because he was to tall (If I believe my dico, I would be about 2yd and 5in tall). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted November 17, 2007 Author Share Posted November 17, 2007 Poor Theo, he was from France He died after performing the forbidden dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pufferfish Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Here lies Andrew, Cruelly mauled to death by a demonic kangaroo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted November 17, 2007 Author Share Posted November 17, 2007 Here lies poor Andrew Beaten to death after insulting the Jew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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