BarryH Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 What if TPR members had their own Haunted Mansion tombstones? What would it say? Here lies Elissa She was killed by the Sandinistas Poor old Robb He worked too hard on the job Here lies Wes He was smothered by Dolly Parton's chest Here lies Barry Elissa (and everyone else) said that he's scary! Poor old Chuck He was down on his luck Here lies Bill He was way over the hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christianscoasters Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Here lies Smartestcoasterkidever! Too smart for his own good. I know it doesn't rhyme, but still... I really like this topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 Here lies Dave This is his grave Chuck didn't use his head He pushed the button colored red Now he lies here, dead Poor old Smartestcoasterkidever! He'll be lying here forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Here lies Bill. A bitchbikerbearhousewife... still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 After Wes was freed by the police He was shot dead by Gary Sinise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Dear Falafel was bonked on the head. By a truckload of fresh pita bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 Poor Falafel, have pity She was crushed by a box of Hello Kittys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Poor Elissa & Robb Did their parenting job But they just couldn't win 'Cause Kidtums did'em in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 Shane looked like Jeff Spicoli He valiantly died while protecting Bob Guccione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Here lies this thread.. It's as good as dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 Homer died during his shift at Panera Bread Maybe he should have worked at IKEA instead BeemerBoy was hit by a monorail He left quite a bloody trail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
America Sings Freak Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Here lies America Sings Freak He went to Disneyland too much and was ran over by a ride that went squeek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 19, 2007 Author Share Posted October 19, 2007 Here lies America Sings Freak The story of his death is not for the meek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Homer died during his shift at Panera BreadMaybe he should have worked at IKEA instead Nice. Except I don't work at Panera anymore, I work at Sweetbay. Anyways, back on the topic of amusing anecdotes. Here lies smartestcoasterkidever. He stalks a guy that always says "never." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 BeemerBoy was hit by a monorail He left quite a bloody trail Well, I guess if you gotta go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 19, 2007 Author Share Posted October 19, 2007 Poor Homer, he died while working at Sweetbay He was beaten to death by a fan of the Devil Rays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpia Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 BarryH posted in too many Kidtums threads. Now he lies here dead. Ron "Love this thread, Good one Barry!" Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 19, 2007 Author Share Posted October 19, 2007 Ron, he picked on Barry too much Now cannibals ate him for lunch Barry "You got served!" Hom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 19, 2007 Author Share Posted October 19, 2007 Here lies Dan, buried by his daughter He accidentally encounter an unacceptable amount of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHole2005 Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Here lies poor old robb He got murdered by a guy called bob Here lies dear sweet elissa Here baby must've hit her (I know, i''m crap at making these things up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 19, 2007 Author Share Posted October 19, 2007 Here lies BlackHole2005 He's certainly not alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 In this hole lies EBL Went to Heaven, not to Hell Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted October 20, 2007 Author Share Posted October 20, 2007 Here lies poor EBL He died in a well A long distance he fell On his death, we rang the church bells Hopefully, he didn't go to Hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Lol, you're good at these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 Here lies Barry Expired This Year So listen now As all of humanity cheers Sorry, had to do it... dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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