Wes Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I went on the midwest trip and won. Here's photos of the trip. Robb's first hot wing induced orgasm. They should really try to come up with a better name. From a distance, a redneck rides a fork lift. At which point during reading this sign do you get the overwhelming urge to stick a pencil in your ear? "I appear to be a snake, give me some confectioneries." Not Haunted Shack Pole Credit #1 Sammy Davis Jr. wants you to EAT SOMETHING. The pig, pre-Terrence molestation. Planter Credit #1 The most exciting thing at Coney Beach. These are not my shoes. What's up Chuck? It's neither a house nor is it made out of waffles. Bummer. This is what the sun looks like in Indiana. FYI. Handicapped GHOOOOOSTS At the airport, I ate a sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 HOLIDAY WORLD OMG VOYAGE VOYAGE CUM Chris Fourmont's Head: Better Than A Tripod Are these polls actually at an angle or is it just Wes trying to be artsy? And consider this dismaying observation, these polls have NO WINDOWS AND NO DOORS. Electrical Box Credit #2. Ranked #1 Electrical Box in Mitch Hawker's Electrical Box Poll two years in a row! Someone did not hang on to their hat. Unfortunately, that person was not Ryan. OMG OMG OMG OMG VOYAGE SUPPORT OMG OMG OMG Plastic Crate Credit #1 You don't need a sign to tell me where these are, baby. Good 2 Kno lol Gatorade or Robb's hot wing poop....you decide! Even though it is Pepsi stuff, it's still probably the best thing at Holiday World. Haha. Electrical Box Credit #1 Just in case you were wondering, this is HW's check policy. Sisqo is totally bummed. Cigarette butt receptical or portable glory hole...you decide!! Kingda Booth was down for maintenance. Robb's package. OMG!!!! We're at HOLIDAY WORLD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Nickelback and Puddle of Mudd. How can one arena contain the awesomeness of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneygurlz2s Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Did you SEE all the cornhole going on at Strickers??? Seriously, the ability to play this game is now a requirement if you wish to seek residency in the Greater Cincinnati area. And it's Coney Island. Did you see that river water? If there was a beach there, it would be filled with dead fish, bottles, etc. Ok, well, it would look just like the riverbanks do!! Loved the pics Wes, and I am deeply disturbed, but not surprised, that Terry got the pig credit! Shari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I think those are Ryan's shoes. I think I accidently tried to put those on at SFKK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 How can you go wrong with award-winning material like this? Holiday World's trash cans look awesomely themed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 Six Flags Kentuckily Kingdom And Beech Gender Bender. "I'm going to rape you." The creepiest thing I've ever seen. Trash Credit!!! Evil. The rock that ROCKS!!! I'll have one Ham Urger, two Chees E Burgers, and a HT Dog, please. Boss Hogg was outrun by Bo and Luke somewhere around here. "Hey, where should we build a park called Beech Bend?" "In the middle of nowhere!" "Great idea!!!!!" Bad show. BAD SHOW. Speaker Credit, it was pretty rough and had a boring layout. Coincidence? Doubt it. The Six Flags map knew the terrible future. Bridge To Nowhere (Literally) Something is not right here. And now you know something incredibly pointless! Stair Credit #1 #1 Threat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I honestly think this is going to be the BEST trip report of all the Midwest Photo TRs! --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Nickelback and Puddle of Mudd. How can one arena contain the awesomeness of that? At least Finger 11 is awesome though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ^^Agreed! You guys were so lucky to get the electrical box #2 credit. I heard they are real strict about that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Nickelback, Finger 11, and Puddle of Mudd. I didn't realize you guys visited hell on the trip. I honestly think this is going to be the BEST trip report of all the Midwest Photo TRs! There's absolutely no doubt in my mind about this statement being true! Wes freakin' rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 Indiana Beach And Indiana Hospital!!!! Cameron played with my balls very well. Pay money to throw balls into holes. Two hours later, back at IB for some more fun. I stopped by the gift shop and scored a sweet souvenir. HOSPITAL REVERSE POV!!!! WOOOOOO!!! Ryan couldn't get in on ERT, but he did find some sweet reading material. More comfortable than Gerstraulaur trains. Sup Dan. Exclusive hospital wrist band for hospital ERT! Patient Room Credit! #1 Room in Indiana, easily. Here I am macking on some hot Indiana hospital secretary lady. I gave her my number AND my insurance info. Score. We broke hospital rules. Sorry. Renssalaer Hospital! Wooooo! I got bored and decided to do a credit run to the hospital. Photo whores. Me in two years. Emogles. MYSPACE BITCHEZ I ain't sayin' she a bun tramp, but she ain't messin' with no food stamp. Tree Credit!!! BOOYAH There's more than corn in Indiana. Like at least two or three other things. Other than that, yep, just friggin' corn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaparri Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I think I just peed a little... I can't wait for the rest of this TR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias94 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Hehe, awesome TR Wes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Jesus, someone take Wes's camera away. He's doing it wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Great pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Wes. These photos are nice. RANDOM, but nice. Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Way to 1up everybody else's Midwest TR's, Wes. I thought nobody could top Terry's creepy statue photos. Can't wait for the tool sign language pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceace12 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Nice photos, why did you go to the hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ^ For the credit, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneygurlz2s Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I honestly think this is going to be the BEST trip report of all the Midwest Photo TRs! Robb, if Wes had been posting these from the road, think how many people would have been off your case! LOL Wes, I was trying to figure out how you GOT to the hospital, and then I saw the bus out that secretary's window. I just about fell out of my chair laughing. Did anyone get a picture of your bus drivers? Those poor people. They probably had to take this week off for mental health reasons! Shari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 This is not only the greatest PTR ever, but the greatest thing ever posted to the internet in the history of the universe. Wes rules. I cannot wait until the next installment. dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Im sooo jealous.... I totally need those credits!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_roll06 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Wes...you are a GOD!!! This TR is awesome!!! Really jealous I wasn't there now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexTitan01 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ok, this probaby is the best photo TR of the trip. Some of these pictures are truly stunning, and the electrical box credit, it is very sexy.... Wes, this is one hot ass TR, keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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