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My first real kiss was underwater when I was 13 at some waterpark or other here in FL even though I lived in Pittsburgh at the time. I was astute enough to not give the dude my number or email address though. Playin on....

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Hey Does Anyone Have Any Tips On How Tog Get A Girl To Like You.

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Unless any of the girls in your grade are ACEr's, do not wear coaster shirts to school. Don't talk about your obsessions (mention them occasionally), be nice and don't treat them like your guy friends.

 

Or at least, that's what I do. If you agree, try those things, and if you're conifident enough at that point and you think you can get a girlfriend, try.

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Hey Does Anyone Have Any Tips On How Tog Get A Girl To Like You.

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1- Call her at least 37 times per day.

2- Buy her a lot of stuff for no apparent reason.

3- Constantly compliment her, especially when it relates to various parts of her body.

4- Smile nervously and fidget often around her.

5- Tell her you want to marry her on the first date.

6- Pay no attention to your personal hygiene. Women love a rebel.

7- Invite her over to watch your Ultimate Fighting Championship DVDs. Or, if you're from Atlanta, take her to a dogfight.

8- Ignore the restraining order. She's just playing hard to get.

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Hey Does Anyone Have Any Tips On How Tog Get A Girl To Like You.

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1- Call her at least 37 times per day.

2- Buy her a lot of stuff for no apparent reason.

3- Constantly compliment her, especially when it relates to various parts of her body.

4- Smile nervously and fidget often around her.

5- Tell her you want to marry her on the first date.

6- Pay no attention to your personal hygiene. Women love a rebel.

7- Invite her over to watch your Ultimate Fighting Championship DVDs. Or, if you're from Atlanta, take her to a dogfight.

8- Ignore the restraining order. She's just playing hard to get.

 

As a girl, I confirm all of these things to be GREAT turn-ons for women around the world.

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Hey Does Anyone Have Any Tips On How Tog Get A Girl To Like You.

A Girl Can Reply To This Better.

 

1- Call her at least 37 times per day.

2- Buy her a lot of stuff for no apparent reason.

3- Constantly compliment her, especially when it relates to various parts of her body.

4- Smile nervously and fidget often around her.

5- Tell her you want to marry her on the first date.

6- Pay no attention to your personal hygiene. Women love a rebel.

7- Invite her over to watch your Ultimate Fighting Championship DVDs. Or, if you're from Atlanta, take her to a dogfight.

8- Ignore the restraining order. She's just playing hard to get.

Dog Fight in Atlanta

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Speaking of girls i took a shot at one yesterday.

Yes I do like her but when i told her she was shy and ran away.

Her name is Nena.

Oh well there are more fist in the sea.

 

Well, maybe if you hadn't shot at her.

 

Do fish have fists?

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