Goliath513 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I still await mine... Same here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tngdiablo Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Gosh, I can't even remember the first time I kissed a girl, I must've been probably 8 or 9, maybe a little older. But my first "real kiss" came when I was at my friends Halloween party, Junior Year of high school (16 y.o.) with my then-girlfriend. We were just sitting there talking and all of a sudden she just leaned over and yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DejaVu4Life Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It took me until late April. I just got lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedracer Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It was Uncle Frank! He'd got the wrong room - he thought I was my mum! Cameron. (BSC SSC) Awe those pesky uncles always getting the wrong room and orifices all the time . . . I guess mine would be when I was 16 with this chick I dated only because my friends pressured me to, couldn't keep her tounge out of my mouth, yeck! Once she started nagging me to go all the way and I had no desire, really realized once and for all I was a big ol Mo and broke it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublex98 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 it was me....and your MOM! yesterday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowfanman Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 ^ If you read the thread, you would have realized that particular crappy joke has already been posted, thank you. -Jahan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 EDIT: quote removed, I don't want to piss wes off... Mine was last week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Mine was with this girl who I wasn't really going out with... but it was still good. I was 13 or had just turned 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster_type_of_person Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 haha. well; my FIRST kiss was probably two years ago with a girl named melissa. My first girlfriend and my first kiss. It was at the end of "promotion" for the 8th graders. We went to this shveet restaurant after promotion and then went to the movies and to make a long story short; i walked her home and we kissed . haha. and now . well ;; kissing is my passion ahah. not really but i've kissed my fare share. ahh. i love kissing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazen_AZN Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ok, my first kiss. Hah, it was proabbly when i was 12 or 13, and we were playing truth or dare. Sombody dard this girl (probably around 16 back then) to make out with me. We did, and it was eh. I usualy try to avoid other people's spit so i wasn't too into it... or atleast i don't remember being... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I kissed a girl that I used to hang out with when I was five. Her mouth sort of disgusted me and it only happened once... First meaningful kiss? Age 16. That was two weeks ago with my boyfriend at Kings Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 With a woman? TPR Spain Trip. Lmao at Jon.. When I was 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost007jas Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Probably a girl I "dated" when I was 11.... (She was English, so I know your all jealous) First real kiss? A few weeks ago at Cedar Point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 With a woman? TPR Spain Trip. Lmao at Jon.. When I was 15. Yeah Hi, it wasn't a j0ke... just wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! My first kiss was with YOUR MOM!!! HAHAHAHA!!! OK, Wes--time for you to ban yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niiicolaaah Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It was my 15th birthday, and the first time my parents let me out of the house in this darling little pink halter top, tight cutoffs, and high-heeled shoes. I felt so naughty! So, I celebrated by strutting down to the 7-11 to buy a bubblegum slurpee and maybe a pack of Camels, if I was lucky. And as I was standing there by the slurpee machine, in walked this tall guy, all in black, with black hair and piercing steel gray eyes! He looked me up and down, his cold eyes burning into my flesh--well, actually, the cold burning was just my slurpee overflowing out of the cup, but you get the idea! "I'm Bruno. You like bubblegum slurpees, baby?" I just nodded. "Can I have a sip?" I held the cup out toward him. But he grabbed me and laid his mouth over mine, his tongue darting in and out like a dancing cobra! And me with a major brain freeze from my slurpee! "Mmm--good slurpee. Let's have some more!" And he whipped out his big 44 magnum and blasted the slurpee machine six times! We were both just wet and dripping bubblegum and cherry slurpee goo! "What did you think of that, baby?" "Eww," I said. So I whipped out my cellphone and called 911! And that's the story of my first kiss. Bruno is up for parole in another ten years. I wonder if he still has my number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 ^Why not visit Bruno is the PMITA Prison and ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 ^Why not visit Bruno is the PMITA Prison and ask? Dang...I was hoping Barry would play it as if HE was Bruno... LAME And Nicole - Man, what an experience. How did you feel afterwards? Bruno > Buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haiderodes Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 With a girl...17. We were standing in line at the Stratosphere Tower. With a boy...17. We were in my car on the top floor of a parking garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astat Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I wasted mine on a girl I absolutely can't stand anymore when I was 16. Never get romantically involved with an Evangelist, kids. Thankfully, I've had better relationships (and kisses) since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 With a woman? TPR Spain Trip. Lmao at Jon.. When I was 15. Yeah Hi, it wasn't a j0ke... just wait... Was it good for you, baby? I felt the sparks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I can't remember my first kiss, but my parents tell me that when I was about 3 or 4 some little girl from preschool or something ran up to me and kissed me on the lips. I can't imagine what that would look like. Otherwise, there's nothing else. Being 12 is boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Waited a bit, till I was 17. However, it ended up lasting for quite some time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 It was my 15th birthday, and the first time my parents let me out of the house in this darling little pink halter top, tight cutoffs, and high-heeled shoes. I felt so naughty! So, I celebrated by strutting down to the 7-11 to buy a bubblegum slurpee and maybe a pack of Camels, if I was lucky. And as I was standing there by the slurpee machine, in walked this tall guy, all in black, with black hair and piercing steel gray eyes! He looked me up and down, his cold eyes burning into my flesh--well, actually, the cold burning was just my slurpee overflowing out of the cup, but you get the idea! "I'm Bruno. You like bubblegum slurpees, baby?" I just nodded. "Can I have a sip?" I held the cup out toward him. But he grabbed me and laid his mouth over mine, his tongue darting in and out like a dancing cobra! And me with a major brain freeze from my slurpee! "Mmm--good slurpee. Let's have some more!" And he whipped out his big 44 magnum and blasted the slurpee machine six times! We were both just wet and dripping bubblegum and cherry slurpee goo! "What did you think of that, baby?" "Eww," I said. So I whipped out my cellphone and called 911! And that's the story of my first kiss. Bruno is up for parole in another ten years. I wonder if he still has my number? I think I would feel compelled to sex anybody who shot a slurpee machine "in the heat of the moment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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