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The other day I got bored so I just typed in a random number on my telophone:

 

Guy: Hello, who is this?

Me: Hello can I speak to gertrude please?

Guy: There is no one called gertrude here?

Me: Well can you tell him I called pleased?

 

*hang up*

 

Also, I rang a chinese take-away.

 

Chinese take-away: Hello, Chinese take-away Panda House how may I help you?

Me: Are you a chinese take-away?

Them: Yes

Me: Why?

Them: Because we are

Me: But Why though?

Them: We Just Are?

Me: But I want to know why?

 

5 minutes later they hang up.

 

Then I rang up 118 247

 

Me: What type of bee makes milk?

Them: I don't know.

Me: Boobees

 

Then they start laughing and hang up.

 

So what is the best prank call you have ever done?

 

Cheers,

BlackHole2005

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Even though its just me who will get the hilarity, Ryan's crank call to my workplace last night is classic.

 

You just pissed off the bakers, Ryan. And the bakers at my store are not the type of people to piss off. Way to go, man!

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Oh yeah and another one to Dominoes pizza:

 

Me: Hello do you deliver?

Them: Yes we do.

Me: Well can I have a pinnaple, cheese and liver pizza please?

Them: Why would you want liver on a pizza?!

Me: Well you said you did liver!!

 

Also another chinese take away one:

 

Them: Hello, Chinese take-away Panda House how may I help you?

Me: Hello I would like to order something.

Them: What would you like?

Me: I would like a chinese take-away

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Well, I've pwned someone giving me a prank call once.

 

Person: *Bunch of random gibberish trying to get me to do something*

Me: *Silent after they wait for reply*

Person: Hello?

Me: Just waiting for you to finish talking.

Person: I have.

Me: Good. *Hangs up*

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Even though its just me who will get the hilarity, Ryan's crank call to my workplace last night is classic.

 

You just pissed off the bakers, Ryan. And the bakers at my store are not the type of people to piss off. Way to go, man!

 

The razorblade in the bread?

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We ordered 3 large pizzas with all toppings to someones house we didn't know... the delivery name was P. I. Staker...

 

My favourite one was when a delivery place ask where I was (they all ask), to which I replied 'you stalker!!!' and hung up... they'd phoned me to find out where the pizza was to be delivered... They called back and I explained the situation ("they dialled the number wrong") heh...

 

Mine aren't that good... I usually go into an ice-cream parlour and demand Ben and Jerry's, which they don't (and never will) sell. I storm out yelling 'I want Ben and Jerry's!'...

 

10 minutes later at Asda I leave with a massive tub of the Chocolate Fudge Brownie or Phish Food one, go to the cinema and eat it. I've had some strange looks before...

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Well, I've only done one kind of "prank call."

 

So last night, I decided to call Ryan and Chocolate Thunder's web show. Ryan was dressed up as Spiderman with sunglasses, so I decided to call in by doing a Spiderman related call, since people had called in as MJ. (At one point, Ryan broke up with MJ, but still) So I decided to call in as Dr. Octopus. Now, Ryan wasn't in the room at the time, so CT picked up.

 

"Hello, you're live" (or something like that)

"This is Dr. Ocotopus, I have captured Mary Jane. Tell him to get me if he can."

"Are you for rizzle?"

"Yes" (or something like a yes)

*click*

 

After he hung up, he told the whole audience about it! ROFL!!

 

 

-Mike "Hope there's one on tonite!" J

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Mine is the BEST!

 

btw Aquila is our actual gas company in Lincoln.

 

Me: Hello this is Aquila Natural Gas Company may I ask to whom I am talking with

 

Person: This is Jane Shoolts. why do you ask

 

Me: Im calling to tell you that you nat. gas PVC piping was installed before the 1994 season and that it may have small spiderweb cracks in it

 

Person: OMG is there something you can do.

 

Me : well mam, the manufacturer has recalled the product, but are only replacing piping that are confirmed with the defects. What i need you to do is flush your toilets so our electronic meter can get a readung of natural gas that is airborne

 

Person: Okay....(actually flushes toilet lol) Then she says. ''There is a wierd buzzing noise! I think it might be defective.

 

Me: So hysterically laghing that she hears me.

 

Person: Is this a prank b/c i have a tracer on this phone!

 

Me: You dont have a tracer you $%^^&%$ ^%$&

 

Person: YOu little bastard, im reporting this call

 

ME: have the police try tracing this private cell number. besides you havnt even recorded this conversation

 

..sighs roughly and hangs up!

 

best prank call ever

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