Homer Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Alright, time for a new saying I hate. Bom chicka wah, wah. [or anything sounding like a 70's bass riff you'd hear on a porno] That Axe commercial ruined that saying for me due to their annoying use of it. Its only supposed to be used whenever someone makes an innuendo or hits on a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 ^ That company ought to be sued for false advertising anyway. I used Axe a few times and not once was I tackled by hot chicks that wanted me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 wen a noob comez 2 a site and asks 4 sumthin n tey dont no how 2 spel so tey post a noo topic n tey ask 4 advise evry 5 mins bcuz tey dont no the site rulz and tey also dont no how to use puntuashun,so tey do it like tis,andtis,and dont put a space between da comma and da word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgiaDawg278 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 ^I agree. ii h8 it wen ppl typ like thyzz on tha intnet n cant put ne kindz of puntuashun n think they r bein kewl by typin like thyzz!!! n wuts w/ tha 3 puntuation marx??? idk y ppl doo tat... Ha. That's actually kinda difficult to type out. AND wHeN PpL TyP lYkE tHyZz!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 "Don't worry." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazed49 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Guess what.... What? Chicken Butt. THat is so frikn annoying is bugs the hell out of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike541x Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Wow. I'm suprised no one mentioned "Thats what she said" or "Your mom goes to college". That annoys me a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapseofreason Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 I work with food, and the phrase "I want" pisses me off the most, especially when people are ordering. How freaking rude, especially when they have their kids with them and the kids are little snotty rude jerks too. Get some freaking manners. ...As you can see, I had a bad day at work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete4winds Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 ^ I can totally relate. I was a professional cook for 13 years. "I want..." irks the shit outta me. My response would be something like "I want a Ferrari, but I don't expect to get it on demand." On an food-service-related note (definitely one of my most annoying restaurant experiences), I was running a breakfast buffet once when a guy came through the line (I happened to be at the buffet, since I was doing edds to order), and he started picking up pancakes with his bare hands. He looked me right in the eye and said "hands were invented long before tongs." My reply? "Yes, they were. But hands were also invented long before toilet paper. Use the tongs." He wasn't a customer very long, and I got a raise for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillMontu Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Poor grammar and spelling (especially txt spk and double negatives - don't have nothing -> do have something) Girls screaming when on a coaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 On an food-service-related note (definitely one of my most annoying restaurant experiences), I was running a breakfast buffet once when a guy came through the line (I happened to be at the buffet, since I was doing edds to order), and he started picking up pancakes with his bare hands. He looked me right in the eye and said "hands were invented long before tongs." My reply? "Yes, they were. But hands were also invented long before toilet paper. Use the tongs." He wasn't a customer very long, and I got a raise for it. This wins really hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 LOL, Pete. I wish I could be wise to customers and get a raise... Anyways, a new thing that I hate would have to be people not reading signs. 1. There is a section of a major road in my town that has recently had its speed limit reduced to 30 MPH (before it was 45 MPH). Yet, I still see people going 45 or 50 in that area, despite a BUNCH of flourescent colored signs and flags saying SPEED LIMIT 30. 2. Every customer at Panera is illiterate- seriously. Every day I hear "Where are the soups?" and they can't be bothered to look up and see large, bold-faced text saying "SOUPS" and when they return pagers to the basket, they don't read the large yellow sign that says "PLEASE RETURN PAGERS HERE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster_type_of_person Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 the phrase that really pisses me off is :: "if i wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart" gahh. I want to beat the shit out of people who say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loco Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I also hate WhEn PeOpLe FiNd It CoOl To WrItE lIkE tHiS. It pisses me off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Coaster Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Self-named experts who also claim to be kept 'in the loop' of everything coming to Australian theme parks by PR departments. Even though they're 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete4winds Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 ^ That seems to happen around here quite often, too. How many people have been 24-hour-banned for exactly that, I wonder? Taking it a step further, there are those "in the loop experts" who are "sworn to secrecy." If you're sworn to secrecy, why are you going to effing mention that you have a secret in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pianojohn Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I hate the phrase "over stuffed sandwhich." Don't ask my why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myself Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 ^^^As the saying goes... "Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do." As for my personal annoyances... -Any use of the 'word' Guesstimate - " " " " " Doable -When you're playing dodgeball, and you get hit hard, and if you hadn't noticed, EVERYONE playing shouts "[insert name here]! YOU'RE OUT!!!!!" God, it gets on my nerves. I'm not stupid or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 When people say Geauga Lake is going to become just a water park, or close down altogether. Yeah, the place has lost its record crowds, but lots of people are still coming, and riding the coasters!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 ^ That seems to happen around here quite often, too. How many people have been 24-hour-banned for exactly that, I wonder? Taking it a step further, there are those "in the loop experts" who are "sworn to secrecy." If you're sworn to secrecy, why are you going to effing mention that you have a secret in the first place? I fu*king hate that! "Oh I have a secret." 'What is it?" "I can't tell you!" "Oh yeah?" "Click" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderLock Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I really hate it when people actively try to find fault in you when they're guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xascher Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Let's see... *gets out massive pet peeves list* Ah, here we go: People who write in toggling caps, EG: LoL I PwNeD JoO!!! People who use l337 speak, EG: U SUCK 4 I AM H@XOR3DIN@TED!!! If anyone says "Ur mom," It should be legal to punch them in the face. the word foureyes bugs me. People who use netspeak while they talk are more annoying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 1. There is a section of a major road in my town that has recently had its speed limit reduced to 30 MPH (before it was 45 MPH). Yet, I still see people going 45 or 50 in that area, despite a BUNCH of flourescent colored signs and flags saying SPEED LIMIT 30. Well, they have an excuse. My road has no paths either side, so you have to walk in the road. The speed limit is 30mph, but I've clocked someone going 70mph... I've had to jump onto peoples driveways because of this. 'How many cuts and bruises can you get walking down this road' is my favourite game to play. I'm getting permission from the council to install either sleeping policemen, or something that throws up spikes if a cars going too fast... The latter won't be done, but it gave the council a laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halation Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 "kudos!" ,"in a pickle". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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