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^ I heard he's living with Tupac. Infact, if you take the lyrics from Tupac's last album and do a anagram of them, it has the exact future expansion plans of Knott's Berry Farm, all the way through 2012 (which is when the world will end).

I think thats a run-on

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Whatever speed it may have, SD2K totally kicks MF's a$$!

 

Yay

 

At least MF has never had the status: SBNO (Standing but not operating)

 

That's what they want you to think. Ever since late in the 2001 season, Cedar Point has been abandoned, and most of the midwest is now just a simulation so that the goverment can have hobos take down Cedar Point.

 

Everything should be complete on October 31st, 2009, everyone in the midwest will wake up on November 1st, and find that Cedar Point is closing forever, to make way for Xbox & Hamburger Land: The All American Amusment Park, which will have an Arrow death machine looper, a boring and rough Arrow suspended, a horridly unreliably Arrow 4D, a incredible painfull dueling S&S Thrust Air coaster, and a wheel chucking Morgan hyper, along with a selection of stupidly badly built kiddie rides by Chevy.

 

EDIT: The guy who managed to post at the exact same time as me is also a conspiracy. He is working on a Belgian goverment approved plan to poison exported choclate, which will then destroy America.

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Whatever speed it may have, SD2K totally kicks MF's a$$!

 

Yay

 

At least MF has never had the status: SBNO (Standing but not operating)

 

That's what they want you to think. Ever since late in the 2001 season, Cedar Point has been abandoned, and most of the midwest is now just a simulation so that the goverment can have hobos take down Cedar Point.

 

Everything should be complete on October 31st, 2009, everyone in the midwest will wake up on November 1st, and find that Cedar Point is closing forever, to make way for Xbox & Hamburger Land: The All American Amusment Park, which will have an Arrow death machine looper, a boring and rough Arrow suspended, a horridly unreliably Arrow 4D, a incredible painfull dueling S&S Thrust Air coaster, and a wheel chucking Morgan hyper, along with a selection of stupidly badly built kiddie rides by Chevy.

 

EDIT: The guy who managed to post at the exact same time as me is also a conspiracy. He is working on a Belgian goverment approved plan to poison exported choclate, which will then destroy America.

 

Thats all I can say

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That's what they want you to think. Ever since late in the 2001 season, Cedar Point has been abandoned, and most of the midwest is now just a simulation so that the goverment can have hobos take down Cedar Point.

 

This is categorically FALSE. The hobos have been at war with the United States Government for quite some time. There's no way in hell the US would hire hobos to do anything requiring manual labor. All hobos are good for is eating beans out of a can and sitting on box cars.

 

It's been well documented that Ron Toomer was an ex-hobo. Think about it: Bending coat hangers to make designs of coasters. Sounds like hobo logic to me.

 

I think thats a run-on

The truth doesn't have time for proper grammatical structure.

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Six Flags used to have a policy that hobos couldn't be allowed in the park because they would scare the children, but recently, that has been removed from most of their parks for cost reasons. This new family friendly Six Flags sure is something

 

Also, I was listening to some celtic music CDs that my pen pal in Scotland lent me, and strangly enough, whispered in the background where lyrics in the latin that spoke of how Togo would build a 200 foot tall looper in the southwest in 1997, and that 10 years to the day from it's opening, the end of the world would arrive, unless Intamin opened 3.5 rollercoasters at Cedar Point before then. That is why Cedar Point had "Serial Killer Open House Day" last november, so serial killers could ride the half completed Maverick to break the curse.

 

The lyrics went on to say that Togo, in revenge would build a 300 foot tall looper at Enka Fair, and that to be accepted by the world and not thought of as overweight geeks who eat at a buffet for every meal, every coaster enthusist in the world would have to ride it

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I heard that too, I just hope the S:ROS SFNE can be spaerd

 

Actualy, now that I remember, S:ROS SFNE and Magnum are both sinking, so they are being switched this summer, because supposedly, due to 13562 year old Donkey magic, good rides cannot exist at Six Flags parks, and non-Intamin rides over 200 feet cannot exist at Cedar Point.

 

Unfortunatly, since Magnum is a good ride too, only CP lucks out, and SFNE gets screwed. Atleast S:ROS doesn't get eaten by trash cans...

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