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What's the difference between a donkey and a mule?

 

Are donkeys and mules related?

 

Why don't eople ride donkeys anymore?

 

Why is the donkey in Shrek voiced by Eddie Murphy?

 

Do donkeys really go: "Yeeeehhuuuah!"?

 

What do doneys eat?

 

Can donkeys talk?

 

Why have they never made donkey-shaped ice cream pops?

 

Can you keep a donkey as a house pet if it's really small?

 

When will they make donkey-shaped cookies?

 

If a donkey and a sheep got in a fight, who would win?

 

Do donkeys produce milk?

 

If a donkey was classified as a human, what city would they want to live in or represent?

 

Would a donkey eat tacos?

 

Do donkeys chew your furniture?

 

Can donkeys wear shoes?

 

Do donkey have sleeves?

 

What does donkey dung smell like?

 

How smart are donkeys?

 

Can donkeys wear glasses?

 

Should I let a donkey drive my car?

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What's the difference between a donkey and a mule? A donkey needs more letters to spell its name.

 

Are donkeys and mules related? Only in certain states.

 

Why don't eople ride donkeys anymore? "Eople" never rode donkeys in the first place.

 

Why is the donkey in Shrek voiced by Eddie Murphy? Because Brad Pitt was busy.

 

Do donkeys really go: "Yeeeehhuuuah!"? That's a local dialect.

 

What do doneys eat? "Doneys" eat whatever "eople" give them.

 

Can donkeys talk? Can people bray?

 

Why have they never made donkey-shaped ice cream pops? Because the ice cream pop makers don't want to make an ass out of themselves.

 

Can you keep a donkey as a house pet if it's really small? Better to have a bigger house.

 

When will they make donkey-shaped cookies? When New Mexico makes them the official state animal.

 

If a donkey and a sheep got in a fight, who would win? Easily the sheep would---he'd pull the wool right over the donkey's eyes.

 

Do donkeys produce milk? The ones that work at dairies do.

 

If a donkey was classified as a human, what city would they want to live in or represent? Bra-a-a-a-a-a-nson, MO.

 

Would a donkey eat tacos? A Mexican donkey would.

 

Do donkeys chew your furniture? Only when you let them sit on your sofa when company comes over.

 

Can donkeys wear shoes? The ones with a little "sole" can.

 

Do donkey have sleeves? Not all donkey do.

 

What does donkey dung smell like? You may take on that project...

 

How smart are donkeys? About that smart.

 

Can donkeys wear glasses? They prefer to drink out of them.

 

Should I let a donkey drive my car? Your donkey took you where you wanted to go, so now let him take you where he wants to go.

 

 

I hope I've helped you out with all of your questions.

 

Eric

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