FLIPDUDE Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 WillMontu, that was hillarious! I loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemesis-storm Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 What is the name of a cocktail drink in Holland ? A Vekoma handbanger ? I tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odene497 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 offended stranger: Did you just say you want to get intimate? Coaster enthusiast: No I said I want to get an Intamin. That was horrible. Ummmm... We need one using that " Japanese roller coaster" thing, but I can't think of it. -Nick C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 What do you call someone who drives 300 miles to an event at Kennywood, rides Jack Rabbit once during ERT, spends the next two hours chatting with fellow attendees, then drives 300 miles home the same day having ridden nothing else? A NAPHA member. (Well, the old-school enthusiasts might get it, anyways.) Plus there's my all-time favorite humorous/inappropriate coaster enthusiast pick-up line (and no, I've never used it): Hey baby, I've got a woodie in my pants...wanna ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 another try from myself: whats a moshers favourite coaster make? Vekoma! you'll understand why if you mosh... properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mummyjohn Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Ha ha I get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 'Nuff said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Whats a Chiropractors favorite Coaster? Son of Beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 what did the freefall tower say to the kiddie credit? Life has its ups and downs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaway Park Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Vekomas: So turbulent, it's like eating baked beans and tacos the night before! ..tee...teehe........ I phail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 ^ Sorry that made no sense. Keep Tylenol in business ride a Vekoma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaway Park Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 ^ Sorry that made no sense. Keep Tylenol in business ride a Vekoma. Hm. I wonder if this will help you: Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you 'toot..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 It's supposed to be: Beans,beans they're good for the heart. Geez you young people with your loud music, hula hoops and Intamins. When I was your age we had a 200 foot tall Arrow ride and we liked it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaway Park Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 It's supposed to be: Beans,beans they're good for the heart. Geez you young people with your loud music, hula hoops and Intamins. When I was your age we had a 200 foot tall Arrow ride and we liked it that way. My joke makes sense either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_roll06 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Is it sad that I think this is one of the funniest topics ever! God....i am sad lol emmm lets see what crap I can come up with... So Vekoma goes into labour with Arrow#s baby. After 6 months of headbanging and uncomfort, they have a beatiful, bouncying.......PINFARI!!! I'm sorry but hey I tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaway Park Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Is it sad that I think this is one of the funniest topics ever! God....i am sad lol emmm lets see what crap I can come up with... So Vekoma goes into labour with Arrow#s baby. After 6 months of headbanging and uncomfort, they have a beatiful, bouncying.......PINFARI!!! I'm sorry but hey I tried I giggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Sorry for the bump but this is a good topic. I want to see some modern responses. How many RCCA designers does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, assuming he knows how to get out of Rattler's triple helix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 How many RCCA designers does it take to screw a lightbulb?One, assuming he knows how to get out of Rattler's triple helix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intamin_coyote Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 What do you call a poem about Flight of Fear? A LIMerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelwee Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I was going to tell a joke about Firehawk, but it sucks so I decided to scrap it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I was going to tell a joke about Firehawk, but it sucks so I decided to scrap it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Maier Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 What's the most common thing said (by guys) after riding a stand up coaster? Ouch! My nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 ^ It' just reality... Was it suppose to be a joke? If so I don't get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intamin_coyote Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 What does the enthusiast visiting Fuji-Q for the first time say as they gaze upon the tallest coaster in the park? I want TOGO on that. -- What does the enhusiast say visiting Las Vegas say upon sight of The Big Apple Coaster? I've heard the horror stories! I most definitely do not want TOGO on that! -- What rhymes with SLC? Misery (No really. It does!) -- What should the ride op say before dispatching a train on Lightning Rod? RMCeeeeeee ya later! -- Some rides open in April Others in May ring racer opens hopefully someday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intamin_coyote Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Some rides open in April, Others in May, Lightning Rod opens hopefully someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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