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The entirety of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


But, if I were to pick one:

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"Coconuts are tropical, this is a temperate zone."

"Just as the swallow flies south for the winter, and returns in the spring, yet they are not strangers to this land!"

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"Well a swallow has to beat it's wings 44 times per second to maintain it's air speed velocity. Am I right or am I right? So a 5 oz bird could not carry a 3 pound coconut, it's a simple question of weight ratios really."


That was all by memory, is that sad?

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:


Villager: "She turned me into a newt!"

Bedevere: "A newt?"

Villager "I got better."

All villagers in unison: "BURN HER!!"


Also from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!" and "I fart in your general direction!"

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"He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" Life of Brian


"Why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here." Back To The Future


"We had the chance but we were scared. We walked away. WE LIVED OUR LIVES IN FEAR!" Strictly Ballroom


"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." Gone With The Wind


George Bailey: "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."

Mary: "I'll take it. Then what?"

George Bailey: "Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?" It's A Wonderful Life

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"Adventure is out there!" - UP!


“Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”

–Walt Disney from the movie Meet the Robinsons

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In honor of Thanksgiving:


Neal: Where's your other hand?

Del: Between two pillows.

Neal: Those aren't pillows!

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace.

Aunt Bethany: What dear?

Nora: Grace!

Aunt Bethany: Grace? Ohhh...She passed away thirty years ago...

Uncle Lewis: They want you to say grace.... [straining his face to mouth the words] The BLESS-ING!!!

Aunt Bethany: Oh.

[everyone at the table folds their hands in prayer and reverently bows their heads]

Aunt Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands - one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Clark: Amen.



National Lampoon's Vacation


Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!

Ellen Griswold: Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.

Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?

Clark: Clark.

Aunt Edna: I thought so. Whew! Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?

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A couple of my favorites. I don't think they have been mentioned yet.


"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!" Billy Madison


"You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?..." - A Few Good Men.


"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this." - Dumb & Dumber.

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