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Who impregnated Elissa?


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Who impregnated Elissa?  

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  1. 1. Who impregnated Elissa?

    • Robb
      28
    • Jahan and "Da Cock"
      5
    • Ryan King
      26
    • The president of Vekoma
      9
    • Joe and his Quad Boobs
      2
    • Chip
      7
    • Dale
      10
    • Barry Hom
      15
    • Immaculate Conception
      7
    • High Class British Porn Star Louise
      19
    • A Turkey Baster... with vasoline!
      34
    • Other
      15
    • Derek
      5


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Sure we could easily assume that Robb slipped one by the goalie, but how boring would that be?! As for the other possibilities, they're a bit more interesting.

 

1) It's possible to envision Elissa (under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol) giving Ryan (her biggest fan) some "Mercy" lovin'.

 

2) I have some doubts about the Chip and Dale Tag Team, though I would believe that Robb + Elissa may own some Chip and Dale outfits, for some late night "roll playing"

 

3) The one that brings about the biggest smile (for guys anyway) would have to be Lou, it doesn't matter how the conception occured, only that the "attempt" was made.

 

4) Then there's the TPR favorite and ultimate winner, the Turkey Baster, which is perfectly designed to get the job done.

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1) It's possible to envision Elissa (under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol) giving Ryan (her biggest fan) some "Mercy" lovin'.

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Im not sure to take this as a compliment or insult! Well..I guess shed have to be dosed up on Whiskey...and Love...But Mostly Whiskey...and love...

 

So im not too sure!

 

-Ryan

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Well Ryan, no insult was intended........But, since you are a "minor" Elissa could be facing 3 to 5 years in the State Pen, and we can't have that!

 

So, if she was under the influence of alcohol, she could pull a Mel Gibson and say "It was the Booze Not Me!!!"

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Well Ryan, no insult was intended........But, since you are a "minor" Elissa could be facing 3 to 5 years in the State Pen, and we can't have that!

 

So, if she was under the influence of alcohol, she could pull a Mel Gibson and say "It was the Booze Not Me!!!"

 

That IS true! I think it could work! Yes! Im off the hook! Elissa, its ok! You can announce that its mine...god damn Turket Baster trying to take my fame...

 

haha!

 

-Ryan

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