a7x4ever000 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 thought this might be a fun topic. lets see here now..... "Oops!" "Dont forget to duck!" "Be sure to hold that restraint in place!" and i'll leave some more open for you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Here is one that I HAVE heard. "Folks just to let you know it is lightning out there, but if anyone wants to go ahead and ride, step on in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster1 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Welcome to Six Flags Magic Mountain" .. I think that's the worst before or after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollerholden Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 How about "Oh crap!" or "Oops!" or "Re-check restraints" or *restrains go up* "Was that supposed to happen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSLSM Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Insert ride-is currently experiencing technical difficulities. We apologize for the inconvience, and we are working to have the problem fixed as soon as we can. If you wish to leave, pleas do so in an orderly manner and do not jump over the railing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Where's my bourbon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanderLee Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Re-Check restraints? We say that all day, but okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a7x4ever000 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 hahaha *cell phone ring comes over the speaker* "Hey mate.... nah i got totally smashed last night......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Where the fuck am I?" --- "Yes Osama, everything is going according to plan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollerholden Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Welcome to Six Flags Magic Mountain" .. I think that's the worst before or after. Haha that's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Your restraints have been unlocked on purpose. All clear, and you're outta here!..." Or... "For the love of God, does anyone have a 1/2 inch hex nut?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HCOSurfer90 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Which button am I supposed to press?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperGreek1562 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Why is that big red EMERGENCY button flashing at me? Oh well enjoy your ride!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IwantRevenge Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "oh pretty red light, Blink.................Blink" "don't worry everyone makes it back alive....................Hopefully" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgwfreak Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Here is one that I HAVE heard. "Folks just to let you know it is lightning out there, but if anyone wants to go ahead and ride, step on in." I heard this at that same park. "Ok the brakes aren't all engaging, so you guys stagger every other seat so the train doesn't come into the station too fast." And I still rode it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goleafsgo Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 " "Yes Osama, everything is going according to plan." hahahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a7x4ever000 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 i've actually heard this at sfmm "mhmhmmhmmhmhmhlblahblahblahblahmhmhclearmhmhmblahblah45yearsolfthrills...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edboxer Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Yes this coaster will scare the piss out of you, that's why the seats are yellow, it doesn't show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSLSM Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 " I'll start the ride as soon as I'm finished talking on my cell phone" -SFMM employee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obeygiant Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Ever seen the movie Final Destination 3?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "... and thank you for riding Shake, Rattle and Roll" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Has anyone seen my diaphragm?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollerholden Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 ^^ Made me think of "Enjoy your ride on X!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSLSM Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 "Are you sure the lap bar should be in the down posistion?" "Thank you for ridding Boomerang, sadly we ran out of asprin." 'I am in no way capable of opperating this ride" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xxhershey818xX Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 " No I dont work here but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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