robbalvey Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 So yeah...I'm back in the UK again and there is certainly more than meets the eye here in England. I've been spending the past couple of days in disguise rolling out several robotic type modules in the place of which I work. Does that make sense to you? No? Good...I ain't got a clue either. So enough babbling about randomness and hamsters, let's see some photos!!! And a random shot for you beer nuts...here was the last beer I drank! I'll post more photos from my trip later! Ok, fine...we'll just stick with something fruity...and we'll share...awww...how sweet! ....or the "Funky Pie!!!" It's not shaped like a penis, isn't wearing a tuxedo...but c'mon...it's FUNKY!!!! Now for dessert! Do we choose the "crazy zoo" with this penis head shaped chocolate tuxedo wearing monster thing? Ahh, random dishes of spicy food. Not fifteen minutes ago this duck was out back quacking his little heart out. Damn his charred flesh sure was tasty! The last of the World Cup Diet Coke bottles. Seriously. This was the LAST ONE. "Give me the stuff that will make my ass bleed tomorrow around 3 o'clock, please." Ahh, our choice of dining establishments. (I know I know...you think I only went here because it has the word "man" in the title....I'm not THAT gay! That's Dan....not me!) "Good Food" - such a quaint and simple advertizement. If this was in America it'd be all "XTREME OMFG FOOD!!! EAT HERE NOW F**KERS!!!!!" Beautiful downtown "Knutsford" England. Known for bridal shops, pizza express, and Lego Star Wars. My co-worker Callum displays the "proper" offensive English driving skills! (He was actually mowing down about 100 rodents on the road, Elissa) "Here I am...in England...at my hotel. Ok, ok...it's not as cool as darts and porn, but c'mon, I got free brownies in my room!!!!" "The Cotton Club..." Hmmm...wasn't that some 1984 Richard gerbil stuffing Gere movie??? (BTW, does anyone know the little known, yet VERY important random trivia fact about this film?) Hey look! I've already got that credit! (the coaster, not the little girl on the left you SICK BASTARD!!!!) They must have known I was coming because they laid out the good stuff! Yum! Yum! I've already been through 26 brownies! Here I am in my hotel room. There's no A/C (to be expected) but at least I've got a fan! Yay! "Welcome to LAX now go stand in that really obnoxiously long security line that stretches across the bridge for the next 45 minutes." Here I am at LAX. Do you know anyone that eats at that restaurant? Seriously. Who the hell goes there??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazen_AZN Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Here I am at LAX. Do you know anyone that eats at that restaurant? Seriously. Who the hell goes there??? Noone does! It doesn't even revolve, i mean if it revolved, id SO be there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdstrom Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Here I am at LAX. Do you know anyone that eats at that restaurant? Seriously. Who the hell goes there??? Yes, I admit I did ate there once. That was back in 2002 on my layover to New Zealand. Freakin' rip off, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methylene Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 For those missing the blantantly obvious reference in Robb's OP, here's a link. Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Poor Robby..JUST got back from the UK and THERE you are again! Do you EVER get a break? Bet your hittin up Lou Eh? POUND IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekRx Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 That penis monster looks very Sid and Marty Kroft. Glad you're having fun over there, with the brownies I can totally understand why you were in chat at like 4am your time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabid disney Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Beautiful downtown "Knutsford" England. Known for bridal shops, pizza express, and Lego Star Wars. oh the memories when i lived in london i lived above a pizza express it was my diet for 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Oh my effing God, FUNKY PIE!!! I used to be OBSESSED with funky pie, whenever me and the lads went for the weekly Sunday curry I'd insist on having one, I almost cried once when they'd run out. Did Callum dump his fiancée yet?! Glad you're managing to have fun even with stupid work being such an inconvenience! (Although I think Elissa's porn/darts TR wins) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Did Callum dump his fiancée yet?! We're ALL waiting for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ^ Hey, you're already married, he's mine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Z Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 He does look like Hr puff and stuff with a touch of Grimace, No Not you Robb, the crazy zoo character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 CRAZY ZOO ...with a chocolate egg which includes a nice surpise 3.00 GPS Be afraid. Be very afraid of the "includes a nice surprise." And I'm sure this trip wasn't even half as exciting, as having 50+ coaster freaks surrounding you at every waking moment...? But thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas2 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hey Robb, you got the same laptop I have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgwfreak Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 So have you met Julia Roberts at Knotting Hill yet? Ok that was dumb, but I'm enjoying the report. Drink a beer for me, since I don't drink beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcurrent Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Did Callum dump his fiancée yet?! We're ALL waiting for that! we're all waiting for you to dump Rob....... didn't mean it really rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 CRAZY ZOO ...with a chocolate egg which includes a nice surpise 3.00 GPS Be afraid. Be very afraid of the "includes a nice surprise." I bet you anything that's an German Surprise Egg. I have a collection of the toysthat come inside them. I might be the dorkiest person alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Your hotel room has like seven orbs in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgwfreak Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Is it just me or does the control tower for LAX look like a huge robot face? TRANSFORMERS! Pound it DUDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okinawaboy11 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 lol great little TR loving the PSP shirt btw. Considering everyone over in the random thread gave up on them. Except for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 New UK photos coming soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 So tonight Callum, my boss Daniel and I all went to this really exotic place in Manchester....well...ok, it's not that exotic...it was a shopping mall...this place called the "Trafford Centre." Pretty much your basic shopping mall, but with a few "interesting" places.....Here are the pics: God Damn I LOVE Europe!!!!!! What do you think? If I get this will it make me look like the guy on the box? "...complete with handcuffs!" LMAO!!!! Rich...is this what Massachusettes Police officers do? Mmmm....it's food...and it's SEX! What more do you need??? OMG!!! Candy Clitorus!!! This is now my FAVORITE STORE EVER!!! See, it's not actually dirty...it's for your cat! "Hey Elissa...You can use your minty shower gel to wash this off!" "Hey Lou, think you could teach me how to use this stuff?" OMG! I'm totally in heaven! We found the SEX SHOP!!!! Mr. Bump - which is pretty much what Elissa looked like after the wheel of death! And yes Derek...there was beer. I even got a plate for Elissa just in case she turned up later. Here is plate #46! OMG! It's a BUFFET!!!! I know where I'm going to be for the next 6 hours! Awesome! Another dinner that will make my ass bleed! Awesome. Reminds me of being at Dollywood! "If those robots get out I'm gonna f**king kill you!!!!" I wonder if I can count this as a credit just for the hell of it! DDR is officially dead in the UK also. "Hey TPR girls...want to come play electronic spin the bottle with me?" Dude!!! Why didn't they have these cool toys when I was growing up??!!? Now I'm going to win the next shower gel war for sure!!! Where the hell is Elissa's stupid shampoo?!?!? Here's one for you Cameron! Callum proudly displays his work on Pop Idol. "Hey ladies, wanna come audition for me?" Hmmm.....pink fluff or white fluff...I can't decide!!! Transformers are our friends. Yay! The picture that officially makes this a roller coaster update! NAKED HELLO KITTY!!! At the Build-A-Bear you could by nude hello kitty then pimp her out however you want to! And no "Hello Kitty Vibrators"...trust me, I checked! BTW, this is my boss Daniel. He's only slightly insane. ...and for the rodent lovers they even had "furry handcuffs!" Ahh, now it's REALLY "Elissa Friendly!" The toy store was certainly "elissa friendly!" They had cosmetics for Virgins. I'm sure PLENTY of people on this site could shop there! The Trafford Centre. Nice, yes...but it's pretty much your basic shopping mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canobie Fan Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 dood Fluff ownz... Who needs jelly anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okinawaboy11 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Wow, never knew you Brits were so dirt-ay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Buy some "Clit Bits" for me.. PLEASE??? They're on sale!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Awesome Update! The sex shop looks like a fun place to visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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