woah_killa Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 :this isn't any kind of descimination or anything like that, it's just for fun: Hello everybody, My name is Jacob, and I'm here today to tell you about our new club or klan. It's called the CCK, which stands for the "Clumsy Catastrophe Klan". Basically, tell about your clumsy accidents and myself and Dennis will deliberate whether you can join or not. So far, here are the members: Jacob-President Dennis-Vice president Mark-Janitor (he only fell in a waterfall!) So....if you want to be in it, tell about your clumsy stuff, bye! -Jacob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 If we feel you have potential, you will be invited to a personal interview with Jacob and myself. -Dennis, CCK VP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazen_AZN Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ... and i'll clean up after the interview is done! Hey, sombody needs to clean up the blood. -Mark -CCKC (i prefer custodian) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 (i prefer custodian) You will be promoted to custodian one day, champ. Don't you worry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Earlier this season, I was showing the n00bs how to walk tracks and clean - and on the way back I decided to show them the shortcut through the transfer track. I jumped off a footer onto one of the rails, turned to the new people - and said "watch this". Then I jumped from one rail to the next rail. My foot slipped, I did the splits, my leg hit the rail, I tumbled forward and ended up with my head on the ground, my feet in the air, sprawled out over three rails of Arrow track. To make it worse - a TON of people saw it - everyone in the queue, and the guests on the train in the ready brakes. To top it off - I was wearing a hard hat. Vortex Transfer Track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 You're approved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DATman Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 I was watching a few kindergarteners beat up an 8th grader, and I ran into a pole in front of my entire class. I then tripped over a desk as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 ^hahahahaahah that applies, you're in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I ran directly into a parking meeter at a baseball game and chipped my tooth when I was 7, luckily it was a baby tooth so it fell out. I also knocked a toddler at the mall running through the kids play area and he tripped me aswell, his dad was pissed by the way, but he had a man purse so it was kinda funny. Colin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 ^Because Jacob is making approvals without me...YOU ARE APPROVED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Once I was at my friends birthday party and they had this really fancy catered cake. So I had my plate of food and a soda, and I wanted a piece of cake. So I Held the plate and soda with one hand and I used the other hand to get a piece of cake. The plate cracked and my food and soda can fell on top of the cake. Everyone was looking and I felt so stupid. So, They cut off the piece of cake and they had to re-frost it After that, I didn't go back for more cake...and no, I didn't even eat that piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigilante Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I was at a stop light, and put my car in neutral and reved it up, and dropped it into gear and broke my U joints, only costing me 380 bucks. Ruined the rest of the night. It was even worse when the Ozaukee county cop stopped and thought I was drunk. Especially when a ton of people were driving by. Ben, don't reply........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Obviously it should be spelled Klumsy Katastrophe if you're going to misspell "clan" as Klan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.LouisBOI Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 A couple of years ago, I was at the mall with my friends and we all went into J.C Penny's for whatever reason and we were all messing around and running through the store and I ran right into a mannequin and it fell and the head shattered all over the floor...haha, I ran right out of the store. When I was about 9, I was at this huge playground somewhere and I was on the higher level of the slide and I spit over the side and it landed on this bald guy's head and he looked up and I just smiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Okay, here we go: I was at a playground when I was about 8 and was on the swings. I was going high and I thought, "Hey, I bet if I go high enough, I can fly!" So I pumped harder and harder until I got to vertical. I slipped myself off the swing, and I saw myself sailing through the air - right into the gravel. I had gravel indent marks on my face for weeks! I am still a little scared to jump off a swing! I also ran really fast into my bathroom, tripped, and hit my head on the edge of a sink. I got stitches. I was a stupid kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 ^ Even without jacob or dennis saying anything, I think you might just be in!! Lets see... I was in the queue for Lethal Weapon (SLC) and i saw the maintence basket in the line, I went to spin the wheels on it, and My freind was videotaping me running round the queue like a mad thing at a later stage, I go to turn, and i forget and... BAM! i hit the vekoma maintenence thingie, and a bunch of asians were laughing at me!!! Now, I also would like to equire about the Jr. Vice President Position!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I once simultaneously stubbed my toe and hit my head on the same door at the same time. I also once ran through a screen door when I was 5. I also broke 3 brackets of my braces within 3 hours of getting them.... I havent broken any since, but really. That's one an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 Apparently, I can't accept any of you until Dennis gets here. *rolls eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Yeah... my wife could become a member... easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Everybody's membership approval or disapproval is currently being evaluated. Check back tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I was at a stop light, and put my car in neutral and reved it up, and dropped it into gear and broke my U joints, only costing me 380 bucks. Ruined the rest of the night. It was even worse when the Ozaukee county cop stopped and thought I was drunk. Especially when a ton of people were driving by. Ben, don't reply........ HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the funniest thing ever...well...not as funny as Dustin getting a ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Private messages have been sent out to those approved for membership to THE KLAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfmmFREAK Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 ....when i used to work for a snack bar, i was carrying a crate of pretzel salt and i tripped over a skteboard that was behind the counter and i fell. the box flew into the air and spilled everywhere and it made 4 soccer players trip and fall. one twisted his ankle. and when i tripped over the skateboard, it rolled foreward and knocked over the BBQ thing. is that clumsy enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Wait, I was approved, but I didnt get a message, am I still approved? If not, I once rode a sled directly into a fence and got stuck underneath it for about an hour. My friends were so nice to help me wiggle out, thanks assholes.... Colin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Wait, I was approved, but I didnt get a message, am I still approved? Yeah...we only sent out private messages to those who applied on page two and beyond. EDIT: We are sending out messages to all of our members now, and Jacob is posting a list of what members we have so far tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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