The "Say Something Random" Thread in Random, Random, Random Posted August 2, 2019 Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" and on of my best puns The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms. Dirty bastards!