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Everything posted by pdcon

  1. SF GIANTS FAN FEST IS THIS SATURDAY. Cant wait to be there to support my team, GO GIANTS. hopefully are pitching can keep the games close, because we still wont produce any runs.
  2. ^ Must be a nerd, really dude, who does like sports? Unless your really uncoordinated everybody loves sports < Loves and plays sports as much as possible V Agrees with me
  3. Theres nothing even wrong with procrastination Whats worse than finding out your adopted?
  4. Agreed. Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes. Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia. Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her. Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them. Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.
  5. yo mommas like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows than gets laid in the closet. Yo momma has 3 fingers and a banjo. Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
  6. I would not want to be a life guard, out of all the positions you can choose from you want to to be a life guard, I mean do you want to make being a life guard a career. I would choose something that will help you better your career options. resort life guard is boring, but park life guard you get better hours.
  7. I am freaking out about getting put under the needle, just the thought of a drug making me go to sleep. worst thing in the world, and syringes im not afraid of needles but im afraid of syringes.
  8. just got back from camping over the weekend, pretty sure my balls shrunk to the size of marbles, it was freezing.
  9. ^ Admits he has a pathetic life < Not a hippy, but does occasionally burn some trees v Needs a little pot in their life.
  10. condoms with no lube. whats worse than having your comp freeze up in the middle of an epic video?
  11. yup, I always seem to spot them on the path leading down to tough to be a bug holding area
  12. I know a ton of hidden objects and secrets at Disneyland. For instance did you know the rockets from the original astro orbiter are used as shelves in the near by store?
  13. I know about a million hidden objects and secrets at Disneyland and wdw
  14. ^ If you want me to be < 24 year old BOSS v 30 year old virgin
  15. SHARting in a crowded class with a teacher that docks you points for getting up and using the bathroom. What’s worse than being Rickrolled
  16. earlier today, coed softball game for the city league. I play sports daily, its pretty much my life. When was the last time you farted in a group of people and what happened?
  17. haha, ok honest to god truth, don't judge me, I was a major slacker when it came to college, I was more interested in the girls. Here ts goes. 1.08 GPA, they don't even ask you about your GPA. For shits and giggles I applied last year for the spring program, being out of school for 2 years, I still got accepted, they don't even know and I doubt they even care. About your experience with all the life guard stuff, it don't matter I was a life guard at my local pool all though high school and into college, I made it my first choice to be a life guard and Disney, they stuck me in attractions and then I cross trained in recreation. Plus now that I know, I don't think I would want to be a life guard, it is kind of boring, you think your going to get put in a cool water park, but you get stuck working the night shift at the resort pools..lamo TRUST ME WHEN I SAY RECREATION IS WHERE IT AT.
  18. ^^ agreed, i still dont fully understand how they chose who goes to what bowl games. never understood how a team with a better record does not get the bcs championship game over someone with not as good record.
  19. not to be so blunt, but that first track, the oohahah remix. is kind of wack, but the other two..honestly are pretty good. but that just me I play the Guitar (electric, bass and acoustic). i also play the baritone sax. At the moment I am trying to learn the play the violin.
  20. college football rules sucks, I will start watching again when they have some type of playoff in affect.
  21. Orange and purple. colors of a BOSS
  22. never, I take good care of my cars, even the clunkers I use to have, I took great care of them. when was the last time you regretted ever doing somthing?
  23. harry potter pt.2 moneyball drive 50/50 The Descendants war horse hugo tree of life sucker punch just go with it Thor sherlock holmes transformer: dark of the moon warrior we bought a zoo crazy stupid love the guard capt america
  24. ^^ I rode GL with my friend and nobody on the back side, it was just the 2 of us on one side about 400lbs. I just about cried when i got off that ride. its amazing but when it was spinning that much its HURT.
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