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  1. all of our families are somewhat unique. on a scale of 1-10, how dysfunctional is your family.

     

    mine would have to be a 9.7

     

    -my mom: 50 y/o streaking blonde with the blonde intellegence to boot. she watches dr. phill and oprah to laugh at the quests.

     

    -my dad: he is 50 y/o and is in a garage band. he owns $30,000 in quitars, speakers, audio systems, etc.

     

    -my brother, pete: has downsindrome (sp?) and is obsessed with bodybuilding.

     

    -my brother tony: he kills gophers for a living. he sold his truck and his audi, so now all he drives is the gopher truck. he also has a broken, and swolen pinky toe that he named Frank.

     

    -my sister sabrina: the normal one in the bunch. she is studying kenesialogy (sp?) and wants to become a physical therepist. she can also hold her alcohaul like a pro.

     

    -my grandma: constantly trying to run away, but forgets because of alzheimers

     

    -me: the black sheep. i am the only one of my siblings to look like my dad. while my siblings have my mom's German blonde hair and icy blue eyes, i have my dad's italian brown hair, brownish-green eyes, italian skin, italian nose. and i am a thrill junkie.

  2. i always see these shows, but every time i see a tv special about coasters, i ALWAYS, walk in on the last 5 minutes. something always happens, the dog is complaining, i get hungry and get something to eat, the house catches on fire, and i am too busy screaming and running out of the house, completely engulfed in flames. i wonder when it will ever be on again.

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