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Dinosaurs fly to heaven!

When a giant killing T-Rex is chasing you, and you have a kid with you, hide in a garbage can! Dinosaurs can't open garbage cans!

This movie is just a cheap knock off of Jurassic Park! Whatever...

I found out that ..... well, this movie doesn't teach you much.

Finally!!! SOME BLOOD!! WE NEED MORE !!!!

Furby Eyes!!!

To be honest, I'm most excited for those Texas Giant trains!

Holy shnikes! This definitely looks a whole lot better than the No Limits video I saw of this. I agree that it does look aggressive for a kiddie coaster, but that's alright! Can't wait to ride it next year!

"Wheeeeeeeee want our Kingdom back!" I'm sorry, but that's totally awesome! I really am looking forward to the park reopening, will be heading there as soon as it does!

I wish I had one of these when I was waiting 50 minutes for Black Anaconda at Noah's Ark... Totally excited!

Could this be because of the new CEO of Six Flags? He took some deep budget cuts at SFGAm during the beginning of July... (Canceling fireworks, shortening hours on any day past 10 o'clock to back to 10, etc..) Maybe they don't want to pay for the rights anymore? To be honest, I have no clue how they would re-theme Wiggles World. Red World? I mean, I don't know... If Wiggles isn't even on anymore (I wouldn't know, don't watch it ) then I guess it makes sense to take it out. But SFGAm's Wiggles World was always crowded and had lines for everything from June-October... Not to mention how many people watch the show at the area...

Kennywood looks like a fantastic park! It seems to be one of those parks that will never lose it's charm, huge praise for keeping a lot of the old classic rides. And me being the boring self, I have yet to experience any sort of back stage tour... Never got evacuated off a ride or any sort of thing like that... Sky Rocket does look totally awesome though! I'm surprised you said that it dies off towards the end of the ride because I have heard that it has some really nice airtime on those bunny hops. All is well though, because Premier is still designing and making great rides! Thanks for sharing!

Well, last off season, I spent the week at Mall of America and went to Nickelodeon Universe, Water Park of America, and the aquarium and such. But I guess I'm going to have to fight this off season out by doing nothing!

Thanks for those uplifting comments you guys! Now it's time for another trip report... So on September 4th, I headed to Beech Bend with some of my friends, and on September 5th, we headed to Holiday World! Beech Bend: I knew it wasn't going to be the best park I visited. What I expected was a park with carnival rides just plopped around, and you could say I was right. It wasn't crowded, the longest we had to wait was 20 minutes for the Wild Mouse, but everything else was a walk on. I have to say that they have the SCARIEST Dragon Wagon around, I believe it goes beyond 90 degrees! Kentucky Rumbler was my favorite coaster on this two park trip! It's just very cra cra (Crazy) and doesn't slow down till the end! This is probably my second favorite GCI after Lightning Racers! Holiday World: After years of reading how fantastic and friendly the park was, I expected a lot from the park! To be honest, I was a tiny bit let down with the place. Sure, I had fun, but I guess what I imagined was too extravagant. The coasters were average in my opinion as well. We had lunch by Legend and the food service was horrible. The only friendly staff members were the operators and the shop keepers. Raven's layout was pretty cool. I like how it was parallel with the parking lot for a couple drops before disappearing into the forest. I did not suspect that one drop in the middle either, which threw me totally off and couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the ride! The one train operation didn't bother me either... Legend was just fun. I didn't like it as much as Raven, but it was something. I liked how it went under the water slides (even got wet from it) and the netting all around the ride, along with the super long layout. Parts of it was uncomfortable, but still worth the ride. Voyage was the main thing I was looking for on the whole trip! I sat in the front for my only ride (no time for a re-ride) and I was a little underwhelmed. Of course there was airtime, I wasn't stapled into my seat, but the coaster was just a lot smaller than what I imagined it to be, and I guess I was just expecting too much. I loved the turnarounds at the mid-point of the ride, the turns that are close to the ground. But otherwise, I'll consider it an average ride. Picture time, eh? Kentucky Rumbler is just a beauty! But this also shows the bad side of Beech Bend. It looks like a very generic RCT park that is about to go bankrupt. I think this is one of the two GCI's in the US that has the pre-drop turnaround, the other being Terminator... Probably the best flat ride of the weekend. It just twists and turns for 5 minutes, can get pretty interesting. Remember when I said Beech Bend reminds of of a permanent carnival? Yeah... this log flume totally fits that. Better than Renegade? Bet your biscuits it is! The ride overlaps itself, then turns it upside down and flips itself again. Very unpredictable! I like these GCI overbank turns Okay, if there is one thing that I absolutely crush on about GCI's, it's their little bunny hops that they throw into the rides! It's like someone's trying to rape you, but don't succeed and you fall right back into your seat. Most of this report in Kentucky Rumbler, I apologize in advance. If I remember correctly, this ride doesn't have any trims, which definitely pleases me.. The station fly-by! Also one of those little bunny hops that I always love! There's another... I do think this park was more photogenic than Holiday World though. If you like getting tossed around under a big dick, this is definitely your ride. Can I just say something? The most trimmed spinning wild mouse out there. The only good thing about this is that it had individual lap bar restraints.... Now I've never been on a Rotor, but I do love these Gravitation rides! Does this mean I will like Rotors? If it wasn't for the one amazing airtime filled drop in the middle of the ride, I wouldn't think much of Raven anymore. Does this explain why I think Holiday World isn't such a photogenic park? Trees are always blocking my view... There was a first for me at Holiday World. I have never seen so many people in line for spinning swings or a scrambler. I swear, the line for both of them had to be about 30 minutes. This grandma with a gun, yeah, she has a nice pussy on her lap. I think this ride was called Gobbler Getaway? Yeah, it was fun! Always enjoy these dark rides. Pilgrim's Plunge was awesome! I rode front row, and the lift, drop, and speed over the water was all fantastic! The only criticism I have for the ride is that it felt incomplete. The station roof wasn't finished the surrounding terrain was pretty awful, but the ride was definitely great! Voyage isn't that photogenic either (unless you go walking into the forest on the tours) So this is what I got while waiting for the front. And for the last photo! Voyage was by no means bad. The roughness didn't bother me. If the Timberliners make the ride a lot better though, then maybe I will think about coming back down. Thanks for reading

On the Travel Channel between 2001-2003, they would always play those most extreme thrill rides... I remember Hypersonic XLC, Superman at Geauga Lake, and other coasters on there. I'd watch it every time it was on and was hooked onto coasters in 2002.

I loved Texas Giant, Mean Streak, Wolverine Wildcat, and Timber Wolf. Predator seemed to be the only bad Dinn coaster than I have ridden, but maybe I was in a bad seat. Really, I didn't expect the smoothest ride out there, but the layouts of the rides are definitely high quality. Also, the no waits on all these coasters lead to an amazing ride! (The best perk about these rides, no waits!) Really? I rode it in July this year and I loved it! Sure it's jerky, but the layout is so intense and the tunnel is crazy, especially at night. Definitely was a Top 10 for me

So exactly 2 months ago, I got this extraordinary package in the mail! Let's see what was in it... -Magic Kingdom Map -Alabama Adventure Map -Kennywood Postcard -Bay Area Bash card -Alabama Adventure card thingy -Efteling pin -Mints that I will want to keep forever -Tony Hawk BS Sweat Band! -Fantastic Pens... -This little Japanese toy -And some flavored condoms! Okay, maybe not the last one, but that's how amazing the crap was! Thank guys!

It looks alright. If something like this does get built at Michigan's Adventure, that will be fine with me. But it wouldn't be one of those coasters that will make me want to visit a park badly.

How about adding Jr. to names? (Jr. Gemini, Goliath Jr...)

Raptor for me. It's too intense for me to enjoy...

Nickelodeon Universe Six Flags Great America Little Amerricka Timber Falls Mount Olympus Indiana Beach Safari Land Silver Dollar City Six Flags St. Louis Worlds of Fun Adventureland Beech Bend Holiday World Not as many as least year, but still had an awesome coaster year!

Oh thank god they made it more than one slide! I remember reading that they were adding A SPEED SLIDE! I was just thinking one, but this looks a lot cooler. Thanks for posting! And I hope the tornado slide isn't as bad as the one at Adventureland, that one had speed bumps throughout the ride

Yeah, was just about to say to remove him, easiest way to get rid of problems! (At least on Facebook..)

Wow! Wisconsin has never looked this exciting!

Here is my lame attempt for this contest How'd I do?