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Yankee cannonball

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  1. I wish I was kidding for all of these.


    -Don't go downtown without a parent, you'll get attacked by a hobo.


    -Your best friend is a druggie.


    -When you go on a forum/facebook/online at all, the whole world can see you're name, age, and location.


    Actually, AzuriteReaction was/is a real drummer before playing Rock Band/GH.


    I figured that, but I think that if you only played GH guitar or GH drums then tried their respective "real" instruments, you'd get way more out of GH drumming.

  3. People now say I'm supporting the death of music by supporting Rock Band and Guitar Hero. I hate people treating the guitar for GH like an actual instrument with a burning passion, but I said the drums were a good way to learn rhythm. That's what I actually did less than a year ago before ever being behind a drum set, and my school band teacher invited me into band yesterday, which is not something that requires invitation, nor have I ever heard of someone being invited. And honestly, you don't think this:




    Requires more talent than this?




  4. This isn't really good so much as weird and a hell of a story. My music teacher (The coolest mofo in the world) has a bright orange Scion Xb that me and my friends call "The Pumpkin". Pretty hard to miss. So a few weeks ago I had a dream that I saw The Pumpkin pulling into my neighbor's driveway and thinking to myself "I'm pretty sure that's Mr. C's car." Sure enough, my music teacher gets out of the car, and I say "Hi, Mr. C!" He stares at me, says "I'm not Mr. C." And gets back in The Pumpkin. The car's tires turn into rockets and it flies away. I'm still trying to figure out why my subconscious is Ozzy Osbourne.

  5. I wouldn't really say that, I know many people who had it way worse. The worst pain I've ever had in my live wasn't even a broken anything. But rather preventing myself from getting hurt with bare hands on rough tarmac while losing control of a motorcycle.


    Jesus Christ! That sounds like the most ridiculously painful thing that could ever happen. I've broken no bones, but my worst injury was probably falling off my bike last year and scraping my elbow. That sounds pretty pussy, but by scraping I mean scraping. By the end of the ordeal there was a maybe six by two inch open wound on my arm, and the skin formerly covering it flapping in the breeze. It was freaking terrible. I like italics.

  6. I can't find my friggen FEDORA! That aside, my world geography teacher out of nowhere today gave us a final exam, and we were expected to label maps of Eastern Europe, Africa, South America, Australia and a bunch of other crap off the top of our heads with no warning whatsoever.

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