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in Random, Random, Random
Posted August 20, 2009
Posted August 3, 2009
Laser computer mice deserve to die
Insanely awesome street performer.
^Lol now I feel a lot more secure about liking iCarly. And on a side note, Gibby's the freaking man.
Posted August 1, 2009
My dad's made me miss concerts, birthday parties, soccer games and band practices so we can go out on his boat for him to scream at us while we work our asses off to not run the damn thing into the ground. I'm actually looking forward to school starting. For a thirteen year old, that's like losing the will to live.
Thief: I'm pretty sure a few years ago I stole some candy or whatever. Never anything more than five bucks.
Victim: My bike a few years ago and twenty bucks when I left my wallet at the park.
Posted July 29, 2009
I tried looking up Smells Like Teen Spirit on youtube, and noticed that when I had only typed in "Smells Like Te-" the auto-finish thing showed tons of searches for "Smells Like Team Spirit", Then I typed more so that I now had "Smells Like Tee-" The auto-finish didn't show any popular searches. I wanted to punch my monitor.
Posted July 27, 2009
666th post. Muahahaha
Posted July 26, 2009
Back in elementary school I drew a symbol for myself as well. Do you also draw random "creatures"?
Why yes I do Several strange creations roam the surface of my desk thanks to the magic of Sharpies. Now that I'm on the topic, I feel like utilizing those designs again. Expect to see a photo TR of me transferring some of my messed up children onto skateboards as soon as I get more spray paint.
I was playing TF2 on the free demo pass, and my mouse broke. So I looked around my house and all I could find was a laser mouse (ugh). A really temperamental one (double ugh). Now people won't stop asking me why the hell I play as sniper if I have twitch.
^^The instructions are hilarious if they don't have a voicemail set up yet. It's something along the lines of "This person cannot take voice messages right now... Goodbye." Then it hangs up on you.
Posted July 25, 2009
^I just had a confusing run in with some random drunks in Boston. There was lighter fluid. There were matches. There were shopping carts. It was entertaining.
Posted July 24, 2009
It's three freaking a.m. and my horribly misguided ten-year old brother is listening to Teardrops on my Guitar. The Kidz Bop version. At a million decibels. It physically hurts.
^^Lol I checked out that site and it's the funniest thing I've ever read. The best one I've read so far, "(919): i literally forgot his name and just started calling him 'waffles'"
in Ask Alvey
Posted July 20, 2009
Oh beautiful amazing Title Fairy, could you find the kindness in your heart to change my title to "did a barrel roll"?
This could get rambly, and god only knows why it made sense at the time, but bear with me on this one. I was writing comics in social studies last year (A- all year so let's not do this) and I doodled a little character with big eyes, an oval body, and no arms. I called it an amoeba for some reason, and he's now kind of my mascot. So one day I took a cardboard bookmark, and started doodling different spinoffs of the amoeba. Pirate, ninja, superhero amoebas, you get the idea. Then, near the bottom I drew gangster amoeba. Makes sense don't it?
The amoeba in it's natural habitat [cough]MS Paint[/cough]
Und Ich, und Ich, und Ich, und Ich sag FUR DICH!!!
German music reference. Anyone who knows it gets a cookie
Posted July 18, 2009
^Well thats why I was asking you It was 11 at night and I was home alone. I'm going to play it right now.
Posted July 16, 2009
None. But I seem to be surrounded by people who have. My aunt hung out with Aerosmith at one of their first concerts, my best friend regularly has Bo Burnham at her house, and my cousin has talked to Dustin Pedroia. I've still never met a single celebrity
Posted July 14, 2009
My mom just once again shot down my request to buy M-rated games, even though my ten year old brother who frequently talks about various guns he would kill me with can buy T-rated games.
Posted July 13, 2009
Someone made some prank calls with the sound files for the Scout, Demoman, Spy, and Heavy from TF2. Awesomeness ensues.
Posted July 12, 2009
The Huntsman: You will shoot them and they will stick to the wall and they will die.
Posted July 11, 2009
A few hours ago I played Team Fortress 2 for like the second time ever and knew I needed to get it. I downloaded Steam, but I didn't want to spend money on TF2 to have my computer not be able to play it. So I thought I'd try the Portal demo to see how my computer could handle it. I set the resolution to the lowest setting and turned off all unnecessary visual effects and turned everything else to low. My computer froze.