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^ Horrible person who doesn't like Starbucks. < Wonderful person who loves Starbucks. V Doesn't have time to type a response, because...., just because.

I have to say No, considering that I haven't played any. Do you like Starbucks?

Wow. You have done a really good job so far.

OK, So I am siting here in the school library like every other day. Not even ten minutes ago, there was a fire drill! The ground is covered with snow and it is 20 degrees out, I have some short-sleeved polo shirt on, and I have to go stand outside like an idiot for 15 minutes! Ugh!

No, because I am in the school library, and the librarians don't rock out too often! Have you ever skipped school?

I have to go to the orthadontist on the 19th. Looking forward to a great time!

^^^^ :shock: Wow. That is really disgusting. I think La Rossa @ PKI is the only theme park pizza I have had, it is pretty good, but nothing compared to pizza you can get elsewhere. The best pizza anywhere is in a small, independant place in Santa Monica, California, named Bruno's Pizza. And to add one more thing about pizza, Papa John's is the best national pizza chain.

I received this as an email from a friend and decided to post it on TPR. Christmas Party FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon, in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols ......... feel free to sing along! And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty ************* FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 2 October 2005 RE: Holiday Party In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party". The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree present, No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now? Happy Holidays to you and your family. Patty *************** FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 3 October 2005 RE: Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table................. you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this? Forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts exchange are allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money and executives believe $10 is a little chintzy. NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED. Patty **************** FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 4 October 2005 RE: Holiday Party What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of the year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party - or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross-dress, no cross-dressing allowed though. We will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food, we suggest for those people with high blood pressure to taste first. There will be fresh fruits for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply "No sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!? Patty *************** FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All ****ing Employees DATE: 5 October 2005 RE: The ****ing Holiday Party Vegetarian *****s I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep this at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death", as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your ****ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die. The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ********************** FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 6 October 2005 RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her In the meantime, Management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Happy Holidays!

^ So far in life, I have been very calm and nice and paitent, and now it feels like I can't handle it anymore! Sort of like a 40 year old accountant getting sick of the boring job they have! I feel like a whole new person, and it feels GOOD.

Son of Beast

I am quietly going crazy now, I fell like I could just crack any minute!

I have the exact model you are thinking of getting and have never had any problems viewing TPR. Off the record though, I HATE DELL!!! It really sucks. No TPR problems, but it can't handle ANYTHING else.

I have been one acquainted with the night. I have walked out in rain --and back in rain. I have outwalked the furthest city light. I have looked down the saddest city lane. I have passed by the watchman on his beat And dropped my eyes, unwilling to explain. I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet When far away an interrupted cry Came over houses from another street, But not to call me back or say good-bye; And further still at an unearthly height One luminary clock against the sky Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right. I have been one acquainted with the night. That poem was written by Robert Frost. I had to memorize it last year as an assignment for school and I still remember it. Come up to me on the street unexpected and I can tell recite it to you.

I absolutley hate working with other people on school projects. I can't handle depending on other people for part of my final grade. Something alwyas goes wrong and I get some bad ass grade on the assignment. GAH!

I hate the Monster/ Octopus style rides. They scare the shit out of me.

The number of times that my Dell computer and DJ have messed up is slowly but surely making me clinically insane!

^ Oliver, you look like John Mayer in that picture. Did anyone else notice that?

^ Doesn't want to see Mr. Six die. < Just made the 800th post in this thread. V First time posting in this thread.

I agree that it won't work, however, it would be nice if it did.

^ Cool. You make really good videos.

No, the Count could kick Franken Berry's ass any day. Does Wally come up with the best questions for this thread?

Aww, Wes, I think he thought you were being sarcastic about missing him.... No, Coasters 4 ever, once you settle back into TPR, you will find that Wes isn't sarcastic at all!

Noooo, this FD3 business is ALL news to me!