Calvin
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At first I was like, omg, a spinning coaster WITH A LOOP! But no.
This looks incredibly twisty, even for a spinning coaster. Cool cars, too.
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What rides are unique to Astroland? If they boot the Parachute Drop...
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It's good that you people are working to make it better! Hopefully it has vastly improved from the craphole it once was.
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Lots of twists and turns on this one. Go straight into the simulator and ride it without poking around and finding out what goes on in it beforehand, there's a couple pieces I like in there that work best as elements of surprise.
Bronco!
File!
Whee!
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Ha, that's actually a pretty good fair.
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I just call an inversion as whenever my body is upside-down. Boomerangs have six inversions because I go upside-down six times.
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Is that an ice maze by the hotel?
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Okay, never mind. New one!
"Why the abominable snowman? Why not something like.... the adorable snowman!"
Monsters Inc
"They talk like they're conspiring to conspire."
Same actor:
"The chair broke!"
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THINK OF THE SUNFISH
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But wouldn't it be better to take more pictures, so you can look back on it?.
Ok, corollary: the better the photos, the better the memories. If you snap a thousand photos of the Hard Rock Cafe you probably wouldn't have a reason to go back. If you could remember every single thing about a movie would you want to watch it again?
Just remember to think about your photographs.
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A clone of Batman: The Ride here in Fresno would be welcome.
Hey, we're a small people, we don't expect much.
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Next, on All My Children...
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Too bad you're not doing the big island, there's some absolutely gorgeous places there. Lava tunnels are neat-o!. Granted, I went when I was six, and I'm pretty sure that most of Hawaii is pretty similar.
Protip! The more photos you take, the fewer memories you have.
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I love that site. "The longer you wait, the longer your pubes get"
I may just have to try it some time. My chest hair is out of control!.
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Good luck with the weight loss. And have fun when she starts teething.
"Here you go, lunchtimeOHGOD"
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Oh my God they could have gotten hungry!
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They took it down almost a year ago, but the asphalt is new to me...
A real tragedy...Wet 'n' Wild was so good.
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Welcome to the Shopping Game!
You pick up your items and head to the checkout. In front of you is an old lady.
INVENTORY:
-Baguette
-Celery
-Wedge of cheese
OLD LADY'S INVENTORY
-Tic-Tacs
The old lady takes out a checkbook and slowly begins to write in it.
Time passes.
You become angry.
Choose a weapon:
1) Baguette
2) Celery
3) Wedge of cheese
You have selected option 3
Inventory:
-Baguette
-Celery
-Dented wedge of cheese
-Old dead lady
Sometimes, I swear...
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Ok, here's the challenge: Draw a cat in MSPaint and show us.
The catch: Draw it with your eyes closed.
The result: Hilarity!
What the hell?
What.
It looks like a dinosaur.
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I couldn't find anything, but
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In all seriousness, I was brought up athiest by a chemist and a palentologist. My mother things religion is silly and/or crazy and my father, while well-versed on the Bible (every Christmas he tells us the story of Christ, and Easter, and so on), is also pretty anti-religion. I'm more just sort of "spiritual" (read: I obsessively eat my M&M's in clusters of four).
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Fun section!
I'm from the Church of Scientology and I believe the world was shat out of Tom Cruise's heiney.
Apparently, this also applies to many other religions:
Eat it or go to H-E-double-hockey-sticks!
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I like to do the suicide when they have a soda machine at restaurants, and just mix it all together.
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Watch as she grows up hating theme parks.
Astroland SAVED!
in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
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Oh, well excuse me for my ignorance.
Looking across the internet, it appears that it's mostly a travelling carnival kind of thing.