ok heres some for ya
2 bolnds walk in to a bulding you think one of them would of seen it
shurlock homes and waatson are out camping shurlock says to watson "what can you tell by looking at theres stars"
Watson replys well i can tell where we are in the world where north is what the crops are going to be like this year and what the wetheres going to be like tomorro" then surlock said "well i can tell that some one has takeing our tdear watson"