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When I respect everyone in this damn thread I would at least expect not people attacking me with every post! You respect me I'll be MORE than happy to respect you! I don't need to clam down look at all the attacks I get with every POST!

I'm sorry everyone but I'm almost done with VALLEYFAIR, ValleySCARE really did it for me with how disappointing it was... :,-(

I already renewed my pass

Are reviews are both the same, Haunt wasn't good

Hello Everyone, here my review of haunt! Hellside Farm: This maze was terrible, only about five people working here. Most of the time you were just walking threw emptiness. It was long but when you don't get jumpscared once it kinda sucks. RATE: 4/10 Zombie High: This maze was the BEST! I loved how they put in a closterfobic part, I loved this maze! One of my favs this year Again it was short on actors... RATE: 10/10 The Aslyum: I loved this maze, one of my favs again! What is with the entrance guy, he touch a pretty young boys ..... He screamed and said "AAA STOP IT". This isn't right, I hope that guy is told not to do that cause you can't sexually assault people. For the maze, it was pretty much the same as last year! RATE: 8/10 HUMANE HABIT: Ugh don't even! This maze was the worst! So first we are coming down and there's NO LINE for it... We then head for it first, so we go in and wow what a bummer! Honestly guys This maze sucks! I see what UMD was trying to do but it didn't work! I'm sorry but tapped spider legs on a girl doesn't scare anyone! There are NO jumpscare in this maze! It probably has less than 10 people working in there it's so dumb! Please don't even waste you're time! My friend, Dave asked him " how dissapointed are you with Human Habit?" One of the corners I walked around I caught them talking normally... What a dissapoinment. Not enough people WORKIN in there RATE 0/10 LONDON TERROR: I liked this one! Wasn't good wasn't bad. Definitely not as good as last year but it was good! Didn't have enough employees, AGAIN!!! RATE: 6/10 Mr Cleaver Bloddshed: They didn't get this one done in time, the whole entrance wasn't as "pretty" as last year but the maze was great this one was probably short about 5 people but you couldn't notice it. I got hurt on this maze to, Mr Cleaver was at the end and he started to chase me and so I ran and he kicked my shoe/leg pretty hard and I fell and my hand was all bloody!! He shouldn't be doing that RATE: 9/10 The CHATEUO: I stopped trying to spell that 3 years ago . Ok they focused way to much on the theming which is good but this maze was short people and didn't give one jumpscare the theming doesn't make up for it either! Because they had such good chances. This maze was short AGAIN it starting to piss me off... RATE: 7.9/10 Trails End: Didn't see one person in here, looked for them too. RATE: 0/10 Dinoslautger: same as last year... > RATE: 1.5/10 Carnevil: For the 3 years it's been here and I've been to every opening night, it was short again. They were trying so I'll boost their score...this did have great lighting effects! RATE: 7/10 Blood Creek: No enthusiasm for the actors way to much fog! The drummer didn't have his drum, I asked him and he said they couldn't find it for me... Not as good as this year RATE 6.5/10 ABNORMAL ALLEY: this maze was improved one hundred percent! So many jumpscare a and I loved it! They're have sharp nails on the boards so BE CAREFUL! I loved this maze! RATE 10/10 THRILLER DANCE: I'm not going to give any away, but it was good not as good as last year NO RATE That a wrap! I have been going to Valleyfair since 2007 and been goin to opening for valleySCARE for the last 3 years NOT including this one so don't go off, " you're being to hard" "wow you ass I work in that maze" OPINION: RENAGADE was taking FIVE FULL MINUTES TO DISPATCH! I timed 10 dispatches (I had fast lane) and I timed each one! IT SHOULDNT BE TAKING FIVE MINUTES TO GET THE DAMN TRAIN OUT! Even the team lead said his sorry for the wait. I don't care either, I know they were trying hard but still the lady on the oppiste side on the platform was just trying to go slow AF. Ugh

I think they mean the celebrations and shows but I may be wrong

Holy cow 48 Negivtive comments 3 positive :0 o my! VF has to see this

I agree

ATTENTION: I was at the park today and say multiple ladders at the amip theaters spot. Plus a board was hanging obliviously being ripped out...HMMM

BREAKING NEWS: Could this be the rumored Falcon invert?!? Eggs Hatching?!? Could it BE?!? CW ISNT GETTING A COASTER SAME WITH KD OMG OMG!!!! THIS MAY BE THE YEAR! OMG YAYAYAY!

I do have to say, valleyfair has cedar fair stuff, but sometimes doesn't feel like a cedar fair park. We lack a lot of things most cedar fair parks have...but yet again we are a cedar fair park with Dino's Alive, Planet Snoopy, Garage Cans and all that great stuff

Haha my moms a surgeon champion, the things she has shows me what it causes I need no part in what so ever! Lol idk

I hate the beer, I'm very anti-alcoholic I hate it. All you get is a bunch of grown men which had a glass to much running around. That's not fun. I wish valleyfair didn't even have bars.

MORE BREAKING NEWS Wild West is most very likely a scare zone, YESSSSS

BREAKING NEWS! VALLEYFAIR is receiving one new maze but it will be replacing one! Confirmed