"Let's go fly a kite*, up to the highest height, let's go fly a kite and send - it - soaring."
c/o The Sherman Brothers.
*Or an umbrella, I forget who's using what for where, lately. Hugs to ya, Bert.
Repeatedly complaining that you are not being entertained in the manner that you desire, on a free website no less, is sure to get people to engage with you constructively. I'm sure it will work if you keep at it.
I think it has something to do with "removing temptation", but IMHO, all that does is imply that men have zero self-control. It's basically like an extreme religious version of school dress codes and the way they're enforced boys vs girls.