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Jizz Man's Halloween Special!

Postby PKI JizzMan » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:24 pm

Happy Halloween TPR!

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, and I love haunted houses. This season, I visited some of the BEST in the midwest, including probably the most AMAZING and EXTREME haunted house in the WORLD.

I visited:
-U.S.S. Nightmare on the Ohio River in Cincinnati
www.ussnightmare.com
-TerrorFest in Columbus
www.theterrorfest.com
-Screampark in Lexington, KY
www.scarylexington.com
and...

Dead Acres' Haunted Hoochie in Patatskala, Ohio!
www.deadacres.com

--> First and foremost, Dead Acres' Haunted Hoochie in Patatskala (a few miles north of Columbus) is by far the most incredible haunted house experience you can possibly get. It's a huge indoor and outdoor attraction that takes about 25 minutes to walk through. First off, the actors are ALLOWED to touch you! That's right, they'll rub their chainsaws up and down your legs, grab your head, and just downright creep you out. It's all in good fun though- they'll touch you, but they won't hurt you. This is a small part of what makes it the best in the world. The scenes are beyond top quality; the anamitronics range from 20ft tall to little stuff here and there. This is a Halloween MUST SEE. It's unbelieveable...I can't even describe 1/4 of what this experience actually is.

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Screampark in Lexington, KY. This is Hauntworld.com's Newcomer of the year. Our old Fear Fest/Haunt buddy decided to go off and build his own haunted attraction....and, well, he DID! And did a damn good job. THREE, that's right, three haunted houses are inside this old abandonded warehouse. The Abyss - A big maze that's, well, pitch black from start to finish. Castle of Fear - a VERY well themed trip back to the middle ages. Insanity: Chaos Attraction - A part chain link fence maze park normal maze through infected victims. Three quality houses for 15 bucks! If you're in the area, you need to check this out!


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Terror Fest in Columbus - This sounded really, really good....and got great reviews. It's in this old abandonded brewery (sounds great, right?!) and has great theme - two houses in one, one leads into the other. But the actors were so boring and stale, this maze was not that good at all. The amount of effort into the house as far as setting up each room was GREAT. But the actors were so quiet and un-active....blah. Don't go! (Didn't take any pics)

U.S.S. Nightmare in Cinci, OH - This is a real haunted...BOAT! Yeah, it's a haunted boat on the Ohio River! A long walk through this demented ship will find everyone's fear...bridges over water, crazy unique surprises, claustrophobia, and lots of blood! This place really got me to jump! (Pics from USSNightmare.com)


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Enjoy the photos...
-JZ
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Dead Acres comes with lots of crazy guys covered in blood.
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Dead Acres has two attractions: Haunted Hoochie - the big indoor/outdoor attraction....and Bad Trip in 3D...it had some cool props, not too many actors. NOT your usual clown maze!
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EVERYONE needs to read this!
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I'm a CRAZZZYYYY clown...gimme some candy 'cause it's HALLOWEEN!
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Here's about 1/3 of the Haunted Hoochie
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Get your A$$ to the Hoochie in Patatskala!!
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This pretty much sums up the Hoochie: Hot chicks, chainsaws, blood, and creepy dudes!
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Here's part of the physical aspect - crazy dude grabbing Britt and trying to bash her head in! LOL!
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It's all good because we all work a haunt and we're all like family! This guy was really cool. He's kind of like, the overseer...he does an AMAZING trick with that shotgun! Go check out the Hoochie!!!
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Onto....the USS Nightmare! Yup, it's on a boat over the Ohio River! (that makes it even scarier!)
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This dude is NOT someone you want to run into!
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Captain ...he runs the ship. Someone else you don't want to run into! but he may run into you..
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Time to take a trip to the ship's first aid room! Coming up...an IN DEPTH tour of ScreamPark in KY!
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Postby PKI JizzMan » Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:49 am

A big thanks to Tyler Barnett for letting me get such great pictures! Check out Screampark!
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Group Photo! With LO with with wings, Souls holding onto me, and Barnibus the pig on the right! Tyler, the owner is on the left next to me!
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LO and Barnibus playing with the pig ears haha
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Souls says...this way...to your doom!
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I want YOU to visit Screampark!
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I'll take that....annnddd that.
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I'll pass, thanks..
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Taking a look inside. Antonio should love this place!
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You give them twenty dollars, they give you a ticket and money back!
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If you're familiar with the "vagina" sections of mazes, the Abyss has one!
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The mazes are: Castle of Fear
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Insanity
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3D?
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I'm not insane!
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There are my girls!
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Oh they LOVE visitors!
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She is so omfg hot.
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They're here to taunt you every step of the way!
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Another dead end?! How do I get out??
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Oh lawd there's more.
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Seems some have been trapped in here for ages!
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This is the coolest prop ever. It's a door...with a video screen as the window....
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And there's a crazy lady that gets closer and closer...
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Then starts swining with an axe...and it starts coming through the door! OMG AWESOME!
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Here's Johny!
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A few more scary crazies, and you've made it out.
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Time to check this place out. Unfortunately, due to lighting, I couldn't get many good shots.
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Prince Albert doesn't look too happy
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Michael doesn't look too thrilled about giant animatronics. But the little with does!
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Back in Insanity? I must be going crazy with them!
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Oh no, they have Brad! I mean, oh well.
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Psh. Harmless.
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oh my goodness she's beautiful!
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The roamers were the best part, hands down. These guys are the best!
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Family photo time!
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LO and Barnibus make a GREAT couple!
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No surprise Screampark one Newcomer of the Year!
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The Joker made an appearance!
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Gotta show some love for the Abyss before we go! Thanks for viewing!
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Postby jamesdillaman » Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:06 pm

man, next year, if I'm still around Cincinnati, I'd like to go with you to some of these. I've never actually been scared at a haunt maze.

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Postby PKI JizzMan » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:05 pm

jamesdillaman wrote:man, next year, if I'm still around Cincinnati, I'd like to go with you to some of these. I've never actually been scared at a haunt maze.

-James Dillaman


Bahaha, for sure! Neither had I, really..but the USS Nightmare got me a few times; but Haunted Hoochie was like none other...just..woowwww...

I'm going to a place similar in Kentucky this weekend. Can't wait!
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Postby Not For Sale » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:52 pm

I really enjoyed this TR. It's so hard to do a haunted house TR, but you did very well with it. Also, jizz.


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