Location: Stuck in Ohio, wishing he is in Australia.
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:24 pm Post subject: Jizz Man's Halloween Special!
Happy Halloween TPR!
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, and I love haunted houses. This season, I visited some of the BEST in the midwest, including probably the most AMAZING and EXTREME haunted house in the WORLD.
--> First and foremost, Dead Acres' Haunted Hoochie in Patatskala (a few miles north of Columbus) is by far the most incredible haunted house experience you can possibly get. It's a huge indoor and outdoor attraction that takes about 25 minutes to walk through. First off, the actors are ALLOWED to touch you! That's right, they'll rub their chainsaws up and down your legs, grab your head, and just downright creep you out. It's all in good fun though- they'll touch you, but they won't hurt you. This is a small part of what makes it the best in the world. The scenes are beyond top quality; the anamitronics range from 20ft tall to little stuff here and there. This is a Halloween MUST SEE. It's unbelieveable...I can't even describe 1/4 of what this experience actually is.
Screampark in Lexington, KY. This is Hauntworld.com's Newcomer of the year. Our old Fear Fest/Haunt buddy decided to go off and build his own haunted attraction....and, well, he DID! And did a damn good job. THREE, that's right, three haunted houses are inside this old abandonded warehouse. The Abyss - A big maze that's, well, pitch black from start to finish. Castle of Fear - a VERY well themed trip back to the middle ages. Insanity: Chaos Attraction - A part chain link fence maze park normal maze through infected victims. Three quality houses for 15 bucks! If you're in the area, you need to check this out!
Terror Fest in Columbus - This sounded really, really good....and got great reviews. It's in this old abandonded brewery (sounds great, right?!) and has great theme - two houses in one, one leads into the other. But the actors were so boring and stale, this maze was not that good at all. The amount of effort into the house as far as setting up each room was GREAT. But the actors were so quiet and un-active....blah. Don't go! (Didn't take any pics)
U.S.S. Nightmare in Cinci, OH - This is a real haunted...BOAT! Yeah, it's a haunted boat on the Ohio River! A long walk through this demented ship will find everyone's fear...bridges over water, crazy unique surprises, claustrophobia, and lots of blood! This place really got me to jump! (Pics from USSNightmare.com)
Enjoy the photos...
-JZ
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Dead Acres comes with lots of crazy guys covered in blood.
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Dead Acres has two attractions: Haunted Hoochie - the big indoor/outdoor attraction....and Bad Trip in 3D...it had some cool props, not too many actors. NOT your usual clown maze!
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EVERYONE needs to read this!
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I'm a CRAZZZYYYY clown...gimme some candy 'cause it's HALLOWEEN!
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Here's about 1/3 of the Haunted Hoochie
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Get your ass to the Hoochie in Patatskala!!
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This pretty much sums up the Hoochie: Hot chicks, chainsaws, blood, and creepy dudes!
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Here's part of the physical aspect - crazy dude grabbing Britt and trying to bash her head in! LOL!
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It's all good because we all work a haunt and we're all like family! This guy was really cool. He's kind of like, the overseer...he does an AMAZING trick with that shotgun! Go check out the Hoochie!!!
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Onto....the USS Nightmare! Yup, it's on a boat over the Ohio River! (that makes it even scarier!)
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This dude is NOT someone you want to run into!
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Captain ...he runs the ship. Someone else you don't want to run into! but he may run into you..
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Time to take a trip to the ship's first aid room! Coming up...an IN DEPTH tour of ScreamPark in KY!
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Last edited by PKI JizzMan on Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:29 pm
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