JimmyBo wrote:This report so far sucks goat balls...not donkey balls but goat balls. And there's a goat in the first section to prove my statement that goat balls have been sucked.
Awesome. I believe that catapults this report to a whole new level!
CTU Agent wrote:I mean, my head is on a T-Rex...how did you do that? Did you find some of my semen encrusted in a mosquito that was fossilized in the amber mine?
It's a closely guarded government secret. Only Barack and Katy Perry know the truth.
Philrad wrote:Definite win.
Thank you, sir.
PKI JizzMan wrote:More Pepe
mcjaco wrote:Blue tongue?
Under all this makeup, I'm really a smurf. Or maybe it was the Powerade?
I might actually finish this report sometime today. It will include my honest thoughts about Potterville, and a detailed account of Harry KUKA arm in "B" mode!!