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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Thu May 25, 2017 4:59 pm

SingleRiderCam wrote:Did you know that the Titanic had a large shipment of mayonnaise for Mexico? When the shipment didn't arrive, the people of Mexico were deeply upset and declared a national day of mourning. It falls on the 5th of May every year and is known as Sinko de Mayo.


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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Tue May 30, 2017 5:53 pm

Sorry for the double post, but......

"If an illegal immigrant fights a pedophile is that considered alien vs predator?"

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Legocraft » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:32 am

A guy walks into a bar, he asks for an overused unfunny joke, and everybody reading got one.
Is that a banshee screaming? Oh wait that's me...

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:56 pm

The secret service just had to change the protocol for when the president is in danger. Instead of yelling "GET DOWN!!" They now have to yell "DONALD DUCK!!!" :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:39 pm

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair???

Virgin Mobile!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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What did Brittney Spear's left leg say to her right leg???


Nothing... They have never been together. :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Pirate » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:57 am

A man had three penguins. A few days later, a man finds out about these penguins and calls the animal control unit on him. Later that day, another man in black uniform knocks at the penguin owner's door.

Penguin owner: "Hello?"
Man in uniform: "Hello, someone called us claiming you own some penguins. Is this correct?"
-"Yes, sir"
-"You are going to have to take them to the zoo."
-"Okay, I will, sir."
-"We'll come back tomorrow to see if they went back. See you then."
-"Okay."

Tomorrow, the man in uniform discovers that the penguins are not at the zoo. He goes to the penguin owner's house. He knocks at the door and is let in.

Man in uniform: "I told you to take the penguins to the zoo!"
Penguin owner: "I did, they had a great time there."
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Dombot » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:14 pm

Little fun fact about me I once sent in a slip to enter a contest for bad puns. Just to increase my chances of winning, I wrote ten down. I got back the results a week later. Guess how many of those jokes won?

No pun in ten did. ;)
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Pirate » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:30 pm

Father: "Son, do your revision"

So he goes and enters the Eurovision song contest.

(better when said aloud)
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