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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby Themonerd » Thu Jun 15, 2017 12:45 pm

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby coasterbill » Thu Jun 15, 2017 2:08 pm

You're doing it wrong...

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby Henry M » Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:22 pm

^ Who is doing what wrong.
Note to self: don't be stupid...

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:28 pm

Well, now you are.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:34 pm

coasterbill wrote:
JT325 wrote:Let stupid people in for almost free, you have to take all the acting-out that comes with it. The park and the rider are at fault, in a way.

There is a small exception clause for the girl if she is developmentally disabled.

Is this still a Six Flags park? Something about the clientele they attract, and all the stupid things they do... and all the payments we've all had to make over the years because of it. Orange restraints (SFGAd, 1987) with ridiculous "Dolly Parton" grab bars (all Arrow coasters owned by Six Flags); extra seat belts; extra-tight ratcheting lap bars - to the point of pain., Super obnoxious and lengthy loading procedures (but it's ok to them, as they found a way to profit from this over a decade ago with Flash Pass.) And the list goes on.


I'm sorry, but what the f*ck are you talking about? Anyone who thinks this is the park's fault in any way, shape or form is absolutely insane.

The rules of the ride should be common sense to anyone with a functioning brain. All you have to do is sit in a seat and not actively try to commit suicide (because it honestly requires a lot of work to fall out of this thing). This is the slowest and most mundane ride on planet earth. In-case you're a f*cking moron of almost unimaginable proportions, the ride has a safety information sign out front to tell you how to properly sit in a seat with a locking restraint that maxes out at one mile per hour and not die in the process.

It's not the park's fault that stupid people choose to visit. To imply that it is is incredibly counterproductive because you're just making excuses for stupid people and contributing to the idea that it's okay to be a complete dumbass because everyone else should have to cater to your stupidity.

I hate to talk this way about a 14 year old girl but she did something really stupid, she deserves to suffer the consequences and she has nobody to blame but herself. She'll be old enough to drive in 2 years and if she gets drunk and crashes into a telephone pole nobody will blame the road because it attracts a clientele that likes to drive drunk and crash into telephone poles.

Well... the way we're headed they actually might, nevermind.

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:23 am

About the changes to Pirates of the Caribbean:

Wingwright wrote:
COASTER FREAK 11 wrote:First, it is Disney and it is their ride; not your college or high school history lesson. You didn't go to Disney or on the ride to learn. You're there to be entertained. Also, what they are changing the scene to is ALSO historically accurate. Finally, the new scene looks just as good (and will probably be better) then the old. Sooo, this argument doesn't really hold up.


Yeah, the "but it's historically accurate" argument doesn't hold much weight in a ride where a mystical projection of an Octopus man speaks to you.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:14 am

robbalvey wrote:Dodonpa's launch is like sex...it's not supposed to be "comfortable."


I seriously laughed so hard I cried.

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:35 am

I found this gem in the Great Adventure thread:

coasterbill wrote:
PKI Jizzman wrote:The biggest question is wether or not to take advantage of being in the area and hit up Hershey as well.


You spelled Knoebels wrong.


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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby RAWKIN_coaster38 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:34 am

PKI Jizzman wrote:
Guy T. Koepp wrote:
Rill'o'beily wrote:
Guy T. Koepp wrote:Can I just address the elephant in the room here? How is the train going to traverse this track with all those bolts? Seems to me that would make for a very bumpy ride.


RMC tracks have those bolts on both sides of the rail but the wheels only touch the centre


It's funny you have a fish as an avatar. Cause you swallowed that bait hook, line & sinker! :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby RAWKIN_coaster38 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:23 pm

Best predictions for Steel Vengeance that had me :lol: before the announcement had me :omg:

coasterbill wrote:Final Predictions

Height: 474'
Speed: 176 MPH
Drop angle: 150
Length: 15,800'
Airtime: 211 moments
Inversions: 18
Complaints about the Name 329843 moments
Complaints about Capacity 47 Instances


prozach626 wrote:Final predictions:
More reliable than Lightning Rod
Less reliable than a Toyota Camry


The Great Zo wrote:Prediction: this thread is currently on page 4028 to start the day, and I bet it ends up somewhere around page 6000 by the end of the day.

And the winner goes to:

SharkTums wrote:Final Prediction:

It will open months before whatever SFMM does.

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