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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby TheCoasterKid211 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:36 pm

Pirate wrote:A park with a 170ft roller coaster and other huge rides next to a beach so everything's closed all day due to wind.

aka Cedar Point

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby flagrockerthegreat » Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:53 am

Pirate wrote:A park with a 170ft roller coaster and other huge rides next to a beach so everything's closed all day due to wind.

aka fantasy island

Cedar Point comes to mind. :lol:
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DarienLaker » Sun Sep 03, 2017 11:22 am

A park that has dueling roller coaster that doesn't duel and then gets replaced with a Wacky Worm kiddie coaster.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Nrthwnd » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:26 pm

Here's an actual Worst Theme Park Idea that was really, possibly, going to happen!

It was putting a Disneyland, just outside of Vancouver, Canada in the early 1960s. :shockr:

But the plans were cancelled because, at the time, there was "so much rain, we'd
have to close the park a lot,"
a Disney exec was quoted as saying about it.

So, it was dropped.

My, my, how times change, no matter what the weather. :mickey:
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Rollercoaster Rider » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:03 am

DoinItForTheFame wrote:A park where basically everything closes in the slightest drizzle, and most of the good rides close with the slightest breeze.

Oh. Wait. That's right. . . #CedarPoint and #JapanParks



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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Rollercoaster Rider » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:02 pm

DarienLaker wrote:A park that has dueling roller coaster that doesn't duel and then gets replaced with a Wacky Worm kiddie coaster.



Or a Larson Super Loop
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Pirate » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:29 pm

The 'antipark' where it's only open during the winter, closes everything when it's sunny, and only operates rides in wind, rain or snow. The employees pay you to make their food.

The 'Thrillville' park where every coaster has built in parachutes, and purposefully crash onto the path. When the train flies off you need to manually undo your restraint, get and prepare the parachute, and operate it. There are ZERO safety regulations, and the park owner can flirt with single teens.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Rollercoaster Rider » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:52 am

Pirate wrote:The 'Thrillville' park where every coaster has built in parachutes, and purposefully crash onto the path. When the train flies off you need to manually undo your restraint, get and prepare the parachute, and operate it. There are ZERO safety regulations, and the park owner can flirt with single teens.



So essentially Glove World from SpongeBob?
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:48 am

Worst Theme Park Ideas:

A world class amusement park installing this nice set of dueling inverted B&M roller coasters... Which they then stop from dueling... and then completely remove.

Oh. Wait. That's right.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:13 pm

Pirate wrote:the park owner can flirt with single teens.

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