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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby djackson » Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:04 pm

Voyager6442 wrote:A theme park that is open to the public fewer than 7 days a year.


This is already a thing. There is a small park with two decent rollercoasters in Ohio called Stricker's Grove that is open to the public 4 days a year.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Voyager6442 » Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:59 am

ThrillDude200 wrote:How about it's open for only 1 nanosecond and then it closes for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 eons?


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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:09 am

ThrillDude200 wrote:How about it's open for only 1 nanosecond and then it closes for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 eons?


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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DarienLaker » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:30 am

A park that charges you for everything including rides, entertainment, and parking.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Nrthwnd » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:29 pm

djackson wrote:
Voyager6442 wrote:A theme park that is open to the public fewer than 7 days a year.


This is already a thing. There is a small park with two decent rollercoasters in Ohio called Stricker's Grove that is open to the public 4 days a year.


Which four days? Lemme me make a note of that. ;)
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ThrillDude200 » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:28 pm

A park which has every coaster in the world. The downside? It's only open to the GP.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby djackson » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:56 pm

Nrthwnd wrote:
djackson wrote:
Voyager6442 wrote:A theme park that is open to the public fewer than 7 days a year.


This is already a thing. There is a small park with two decent rollercoasters in Ohio called Stricker's Grove that is open to the public 4 days a year.


Which four days? Lemme me make a note of that. ;)

http://www.strickersgrove.com/
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Nrthwnd » Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:11 pm

^ Cool, thanks!

Also: A park with no trees whatsoever. Out in the open. Only buildings for shade.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby SixFlagsAstroworld » Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:22 pm

Parks who put VR on their most popular ride
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DarienLaker » Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:25 pm

A park with nothing but scary clowns everywhere!
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