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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby SFNE Fan » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:52 pm

Vinesauce Joel Land with rides like Swan Dive, an Intamin Reverse Freefall with swan boat cars that derail at the top, Popo, a ridiculously fast Launched Schwarzkopf coaster, Free Pizza poisoned with C4s, a "maze" called Don't Get Lost, and a racist bumper car ride with oriental music called The Asian Driver Experience where the ride operator says "Oh Herro, you want to ride the bumpah cah?"

Oh, there are a few you forgot about: Succ, a train ride with hypercoaster cars, F*ck, an Intamin Giga coaster that goes really fast and has lots of helixes, and The Pukeathon, a Schwarzkopf Launched Coaster that twists and derails
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby SixFlagsAstroworld » Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:18 am

A theme park where they rebuild Son Of Beast and give it an RMC T-Rex track.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ImOnABoat » Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:17 pm

Pinfari Land
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ericthewanderer » Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:09 pm

Any park outside of Japan building a TOGO coaster.

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Nrthwnd » Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:02 pm

Rides and attractions based on Game of Thrones.

Or The Hunger Games.

No, wait.

Strike that last suggestion. :wink:

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby TheCoasterKid211 » Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:41 am

Nrthwnd wrote:Rides and attractions based on Game of Thrones.

You're in the wrong thread, buddy. I want that. =) =) =)
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby I305forever » Sun Aug 14, 2016 2:27 pm

^ Watch out. You might end up like Ned if you're not careful. So please. Keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Nrthwnd » Sun Aug 14, 2016 2:28 pm

I305forever wrote:^ Watch out. You might end up like Ned if you're not careful. So please. Keep your hands and feet and head inside the car at all times.


Fixed. ;)
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:23 pm

Worst Theme Park Ideas:

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby SixFlagsAstroworld » Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:52 pm

DoinItForTheFame wrote:Worst Theme Park Ideas:

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