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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby djackson » Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:49 pm

SixFlagsAstroworld wrote:Parks who put VR on their most popular ride

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:10 pm

Nrthwnd wrote:^ Cool, thanks!

Also: A park with no trees whatsoever. Out in the open. Only buildings for shade.

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Henry M » Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:41 am

DarienLaker wrote:A theme park that is owned by someone who doesn't care about it and just leaves the park a mess with SNBO rides and gross conditions! :Pr

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Midgetman82 » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:46 am

DarienLaker wrote:A park that charges you for everything including rides, entertainment, and parking.

Along with skip the line pass per-ride upcharge, front row/back row seating upcharge, separate fees for water park and different areas of the park...
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby storms555 » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:37 pm

An indoor amusement park in a state that gets very long cold winters,gets rid of all its rides and turn it into a glorified Chuck E Cheese with lame rent-out "attractions" you see at a cheesy youth group picnic......and the only real carnival/amusement "ride" is a three lain Fun Slide. The only mechanical ride at all is a coin operated kiddie merry-go-round you can see in front of your local Wal-mart. Most of the other "attractions" there is where you have to get all hot and sweaty and isnt that all exciting at all.....yes i seen it happen before sadly :?r to add insult to injury the wi-fi sucks and data connection is horrid too as its in the middle of nowhere.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ThrillDude200 » Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:34 am

A park that only has a Dvergbanen (from Tusenfryd) clone, a "classic" carousel, 17 kiddie rides, a playground, and a slide.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby Pirate » Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:04 am

A park with a 170ft roller coaster and other huge rides next to a beach so everything's closed all day due to wind.

aka fantasy island
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DarienLaker » Sat Oct 22, 2016 12:45 pm

A theme park where everything is closed except for the kiddie rides and food stands and also they charge you a dollar to go to the bathroom.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby storms555 » Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:35 pm

an amusement park that replaces a really awesome fun coaster with a wacky worm or dragon wagon.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:59 pm

A park where basically everything closes in the slightest drizzle, and most of the good rides close with the slightest breeze.

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