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Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ThrillDude200 » Thu May 19, 2016 1:12 pm

It's exactly what it says on the tin!

Anyways, here's mine: Garfield Park

All they serve there is lasagna, which is overcooked because the employees are lazy.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby SixFlagsAstroworld » Thu May 19, 2016 6:39 pm

... I'll bite.

Vekoma Land!

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Thu May 19, 2016 8:49 pm

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby SixFlagsAstroworld » Fri May 20, 2016 4:11 am

^Now that's a better use for this thread

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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby ThrillDude200 » Fri May 20, 2016 2:00 pm

Vine Park. You go in....and all the employees ask you about your shoes. Also, employees need to be black to have jobs at this park. And guess what they sell at the gift shops?

Watermelons. And Deez Nuts.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DarienLaker » Fri May 20, 2016 4:26 pm

A theme park that has rides that nobody over 54" tall can ride at all!
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby I305forever » Fri May 20, 2016 9:26 pm

^^ That got mildly racist.
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby 805Andrew » Fri May 20, 2016 11:27 pm

ThrillDude200 wrote:Anyways, here's mine: Garfield Park

Hey, now. I would totally go to a Garfield theme park. Garfield is awesome!
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby DarienLaker » Sat May 21, 2016 4:14 am

A "Tony Hawk's Double Big Spin" coaster where you're on a collision course with another car. (ignore the mentioning of Darien Lake)
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Re: Worst Theme Park Ideas

Postby TheCoasterKid211 » Sun May 22, 2016 12:40 pm

Search "rct3 death park" on YouTube. No explanation needed.
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