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offended stranger: Did you just say you want to get intimate?

 

Coaster enthusiast: No I said I want to get an Intamin.

 

 

That was horrible. Ummmm...

 

We need one using that " Japanese roller coaster" thing, but I can't think of it.

 

 

 

-Nick C.

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What do you call someone who drives 300 miles to an event at Kennywood, rides Jack Rabbit once during ERT, spends the next two hours chatting with fellow attendees, then drives 300 miles home the same day having ridden nothing else?

 

A NAPHA member. (Well, the old-school enthusiasts might get it, anyways.)

 

Plus there's my all-time favorite humorous/inappropriate coaster enthusiast pick-up line (and no, I've never used it):

 

Hey baby, I've got a woodie in my pants...wanna ride?

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It's supposed to be: Beans,beans they're good for the heart. Geez you young people with your loud music, hula hoops and Intamins. When I was your age we had a 200 foot tall Arrow ride and we liked it that way.

 

My joke makes sense either way

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Is it sad that I think this is one of the funniest topics ever! God....i am sad lol

 

emmm lets see what crap I can come up with...

 

So Vekoma goes into labour with Arrow#s baby. After 6 months of headbanging and uncomfort, they have a beatiful, bouncying.......PINFARI!!!

 

I'm sorry but hey I tried

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Is it sad that I think this is one of the funniest topics ever! God....i am sad lol

 

emmm lets see what crap I can come up with...

 

So Vekoma goes into labour with Arrow#s baby. After 6 months of headbanging and uncomfort, they have a beatiful, bouncying.......PINFARI!!!

 

I'm sorry but hey I tried

 

I giggled.

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What does the enthusiast visiting Fuji-Q for the first time say as they gaze upon the tallest coaster in the park?

 

 

I want TOGO on that.

 

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What does the enhusiast say visiting Las Vegas say upon sight of The Big Apple Coaster?

 

 

I've heard the horror stories! I most definitely do not want TOGO on that!

 

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What rhymes with SLC?

 

 

Misery (No really. It does!)

 

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What should the ride op say before dispatching a train on Lightning Rod?

 

 

RMCeeeeeee ya later!

 

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Some rides open in April

 

Others in May

 

ring racer opens hopefully someday

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