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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby pdcon » Mon May 02, 2016 9:20 pm

Anti jokes are pretty funny to.

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Tue May 03, 2016 6:55 pm

Wily J wrote:A little black kid is helping his mother in the kitchen while she does some baking.

As kids will do, he messes around and dumps a whole bowl of white flour over his head.

He looks up at his mother and says, "Look ma, I'm a white boy now!"

His mother is horrified, and smacks him upside the head. "How dare you say something like that!"

The kid starts crying and asks what he did wrong. The mother says, "Go tell your father you said, he'll tell you!"

So the kid goes into the living room and tells his dad, "Look daddy, I'm a white boy now!"

The father throws down his paper, grabs the kid, and spanks the tar out of him. When he finished, he set the kid down and said, "Now do you get it son? Do you understand? What do you have to say for yourself?"

The kid stands there crying and after a bit he says, "I understand this; I've been white for only about 5 minutes and I already hate you black bastards!"

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby I305forever » Tue May 03, 2016 7:52 pm

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Lameformer » Tue May 03, 2016 8:31 pm

Guys, I got a really good one.

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sat May 07, 2016 9:17 pm

A good steak joke is a rare medium, well done.
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Pirate » Mon May 09, 2016 11:12 am

Lameformer wrote:Guys, I got a really good one.

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic...


The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Henry M » Mon May 09, 2016 12:05 pm

NOT THE BLEEP TEST!!!! NOOOOOOO!
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Nrthwnd » Wed May 11, 2016 4:19 pm

DoinItForTheFame wrote:A good steak joke is a rare medium, well done.


This one, I like!
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed May 11, 2016 7:03 pm

Why did the can crusher quit it's job??

Because it was soda pressing. :roll:

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Nrthwnd » Wed May 11, 2016 7:35 pm

^ 2 for 2! Good going! :station:
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