Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby Ed Farmer » Fri May 18, 2018 5:38 pm

Samuel wrote:This is like Jack Skellington "making Christmas."

Ha!

Although, weren't Jack's intentions good? Can't imagine anything but a whole lot of nefarious intent going into Golden Horse' designs.

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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Fri May 18, 2018 6:06 pm

Superbatboy wrote:So is this like the original Action Park but with rollercoasters?


Sounds about right. :lol:
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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby Nrthwnd » Fri May 18, 2018 6:16 pm

^ ....And age. Don't forget they (and some Japanese parks, too) have
age restrictions for some of these rides and coasters, as well as the height restriction.

Crazy but true, as well! And where it says "not recommended" they still won't let
you on, without your say in the matter.

And - here's an admittance - I lied through my teeth to get on the X coaster at that China Dinosaur Park!
But their Age Restriction was ....55! I was already 59, but I still argued with the ride op, which I admit
I shouldn't have done, per TPR Tour Rules. But still, I felt fine, after the other two X's I'd endured, and would
take full responsibility for my action. But I couldn't say all that in Chinese, right? Somehow, and without
having to produce my cards that would prove my lie to them, they let me ride....

And it was just as crappy and rough (to me) as all the others I've ridden. And I have ridden them all, now. :evil:

(So you currently in the 55-65 age range - be forewarned on future trips to either China or Japan for coasters and parks.)
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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby cal1br3tto » Fri May 18, 2018 11:41 pm

thrillseeker4552 wrote:Is it bad that I actually really wanna go to this park, just to see how bad all the coasters are? :lmao:

For me it's more like [cough] [ahem] something something coaster credits


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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby viking86 » Sat May 19, 2018 1:52 am

thrillseeker4552 wrote:Is it bad that I actually really wanna go to this park, just to see how bad all the coasters are? :lmao:


I'm not sure if I would like to go there, but I really want to see some onride videos of these abonimations in action.

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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby 805Andrew » Sat May 19, 2018 1:20 pm

thrillseeker4552 wrote:Is it bad that I actually really wanna go to this park, just to see how bad all the coasters are? :lmao:

I know! Same here.


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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby Samuel » Sat May 19, 2018 1:20 pm

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Oh no...is that low turn (above the white and dark vans) actually a janky inverted-cutback-stall thing?!

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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby OmnipotentSeal » Sat May 19, 2018 3:04 pm

I could swear that this was an Intamin or a Mack. I hate to say it, but Golden Horse is really improving.
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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby 3Mutts » Sat May 19, 2018 4:33 pm

^ Thats not a Golden Horse, thats a Hebei Zhongye Metallurgical Equipment Manufacturing who somehow manages to make even worse knockoffs than Golden Horse.
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Re: Golden Horse Builds A Dive Machine

Postby Nrthwnd » Sat May 19, 2018 4:47 pm

805Andrew wrote:
thrillseeker4552 wrote:Is it bad that I actually really wanna go to this park, just to see how bad all the coasters are? :lmao:

I know! Same here.


Ditto. :lol:
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