atem122 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 This thread sparked the creation of a new donkey themed title! the ghost seems to think there is a "Donkey Fairy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Bitch please. Can that be my title??? It's better than my current one "I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 A legend foretells of a magical beast, All hairy, four legged and on ACErs it feeds, Who shall come and cause chaos on Theme Park Review, To throw the coaster enthusiasts into it's ACEr stew, A spell the beast casts on those who all see it, Changing the titles of those who try to beat it, Not even a Vekoma could bring an end to this beast, As a noise so horrific erupts through it's teeth, Attracted by an Intamin like every beast is, But the power of the coaster causes the beast to fizz. With the smoothness, excitement and awesome airtime, The beast explodes with the awesomeness and it's the end of it's time. A legend foretells of THE DONKEY FAIRY!!!!!!! Who with two tiny wings flies down all disgusting and hairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Me thinks it best not to call the Donkey Fairy disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathbydinn Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 This is why I love this site. They do these totally random things and it's really funny. I wonder how long until my title is donkeys kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 I told everyone... Who will be safe from the devious demonic donkeyfairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freekeee Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 There is you know, a very VERY small chance that there is no such thing as the donkey fairy, although this topic has more than likely caused one to come into being. Behold! A (more than likely inaccurate in places) list of post count related titles (because I was putting off my biodiversity essay): 0-29: I Guess Donkeys Are Okay 30-49: I Love Donkeys! 50-99: I know quite a lot about Donkeys! 100-124: Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast! 125-149: Does Jeff Johnson count this donkey as a credit? 150-174: I think Intamin should make a donkey! 175-199: Beware of the Magic Donkey at Lotte World! 200-224: I'm a know-it-all about donkeys 225-249: What would donkeys be like on the moon? 250-274: Have I mentioned how awesome donkeys are? 275-299: Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Donkey 300-324: I teach at the school of donkey 325-349: “Fear can make a donkey attack a lion” 350-374: I know more about donkeys than women! 375-399: Don't let this donkey melt you with its laser eyes! 400-439: I wrote the book about donkeys! 440-449: Donkey eat mullet pump. 450-474: 2 + 2 = donkey! 475-499: the ghost seems to think there is a "Donkey Fairy" 500-549: Donkeys are my way of life! 550-599: A zonkey is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. 600-649: When I grow up, I want to breed donkeys! 650-699: A donkey is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family. 700-749: Jason X versus the Robot Space Donkey! 750-799: The only thing better than a naked woman is a naked donkey! 800-849: I own the website http://www.donkey.com 850-899: Challenge me at Donkey Kong...I dare ya 900-949: Fluffy, Fluffy, Donkeys Filled With Medicine and Goo 950-999: If the donkey is rockin, don't come knockin! 1000-1999: Bonafide Donkey Expert 2000+: I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I believe the Donkey Fairy has now attacked me! I knew I shouldn't have posted about the legend! The Donkey Fairy has left bowls of rancid testicles all over my house this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 It's stuff like this that makes writing the next Hoodie installment so difficult. I want to include everything like this, but then it would be a ridiculous movie with too much going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPDave Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 There is you know, a very VERY small chance that there is no such thing as the donkey fairy, although this topic has more than likely caused one to come into being. Behold! A (more than likely inaccurate in places) list of post count related titles (because I was putting off my biodiversity essay): 0-29: I Guess Donkeys Are Okay 30-49: I Love Donkeys! 50-99: I know quite a lot about Donkeys! 100-124: Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast! 125-149: Does Jeff Johnson count this donkey as a credit? 150-174: I think Intamin should make a donkey! 175-199: Beware of the Magic Donkey at Lotte World! 200-224: I'm a know-it-all about donkeys 225-249: What would donkeys be like on the moon? 250-274: Have I mentioned how awesome donkeys are? 275-299: Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Donkey 300-324: I teach at the school of donkey 325-349: “Fear can make a donkey attack a lion” 350-374: I know more about donkeys than women! 375-399: Don't let this donkey melt you with its laser eyes! 400-439: I wrote the book about donkeys! 440-449: Donkey eat mullet pump. 450-474: 2 + 2 = donkey! 475-499: the ghost seems to think there is a "Donkey Fairy" 500-549: Donkeys are my way of life! 550-599: A zonkey is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. 600-649: When I grow up, I want to breed donkeys! 650-699: A donkey is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family. 700-749: Jason X versus the Robot Space Donkey! 750-799: The only thing better than a naked woman is a naked donkey! 800-849: I own the website http://www.donkey.com 850-899: Challenge me at Donkey Kong...I dare ya 900-949: Fluffy, Fluffy, Donkeys Filled With Medicine and Goo 950-999: If the donkey is rockin, don't come knockin! 1000-1999: Bonafide Donkey Expert 2000+: I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans! You have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands!!! Unfortunately you've missed one though Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freekeee Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 ^typical, well, I'm not about to go find it. (And it didn't take that long to do.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwm1444 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 As an Indiana Jones nut, I can't wait for 275-299. Mike 'only 65 posts to go!' Moody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Donkey Fairy. Donkey Faerie. Related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 ^ Alas! The Donkey Faerie! The Donkey Faerie is the Donkey Fairy's sibling (Genders unknown). The Donkey Faerie's name is Frances or Francis Faerie and the Donkey fairy's name is Taylor Fairy. They were separated at the age of ten Fairy years old (1 Fairy year=1Human year). A group of faeries took Francis/Frances to become one of them as they knew the Fairy's were an evil bunch. The Donkey Faerie was taught to live a life of love and to help the coaster enthusiasts. She was also taught how to stop the Fairy contingent and how to undo there wicked spells. Hopefully the Donkey Faerie shall come and save us all from the tragic attacks of the Donkey Fairy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 I found a photo of the Donkey Fairy, very scary: "But sir, my name's not Ben Dover?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Impurity Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 ^*Creams pants* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chroniq Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 @tyler.. from months ago......... could be a crackhead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I love pie Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 There is you know, a very VERY small chance that there is no such thing as the donkey fairy, although this topic has more than likely caused one to come into being. Behold! A (more than likely inaccurate in places) list of post count related titles (because I was putting off my biodiversity essay): 0-29: I Guess Donkeys Are Okay 30-49: I Love Donkeys! 50-99: I know quite a lot about Donkeys! 100-124: Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast! 125-149: Does Jeff Johnson count this donkey as a credit? 150-174: I think Intamin should make a donkey! 175-199: Beware of the Magic Donkey at Lotte World! 200-224: I'm a know-it-all about donkeys 225-249: What would donkeys be like on the moon? 250-274: Have I mentioned how awesome donkeys are? 275-299: Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Donkey 300-324: I teach at the school of donkey 325-349: “Fear can make a donkey attack a lion” 350-374: I know more about donkeys than women! 375-399: Don't let this donkey melt you with its laser eyes! 400-439: I wrote the book about donkeys! 440-449: Donkey eat mullet pump. 450-474: 2 + 2 = donkey! 475-499: the ghost seems to think there is a "Donkey Fairy" 500-549: Donkeys are my way of life! 550-599: A zonkey is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. 600-649: When I grow up, I want to breed donkeys! 650-699: A donkey is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family. 700-749: Jason X versus the Robot Space Donkey! 750-799: The only thing better than a naked woman is a naked donkey! 800-849: I own the website http://www.donkey.com 850-899: Challenge me at Donkey Kong...I dare ya 900-949: Fluffy, Fluffy, Donkeys Filled With Medicine and Goo 950-999: If the donkey is rockin, don't come knockin! 1000-1999: Bonafide Donkey Expert 2000+: I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans! The 125-149 also includes "this B&M donkey is so smooth". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 How about Donkey'shroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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