I just went there last week to "experience" the new look of the place. I wish i came here first... 4 thumbs DOWN! Mine and my man's. We went there because the park was suppose to be so much more fun, better rides, everything more exhanced.. 37 or 38 rides.. whatever. It was like an old folks home. More than half parking is Handicap, the "TRam" was an F150 pulling a trailor.... of two carts of seats!
Yea no lie.
I looked at my man before we even got int here and honestly was like "are you sure this is a theme park???". The only good things about the park was the candle shop, that Disko CARINVAL RIDE, and The EXIT .
Infact we drew a lil map of our own on the map and gave it to his parents whom are going this weekend... (even though we have warned them over and over not too)... the quickest route to the exit after you get in. They will need that, an i think i shoudl be allowed to sell that map to anyone that dares to enter that place thinking they will have a good time.
This one ride, another carnival ride, "the Inverter".. it swings you from side to side and them upside down... but the safety bars come down and honestly MOLD you into the seat and then another bar comes from between your legs and just shoves a lil more for extra protection. I now think i might get Breast cancer.. and i know when we were upside down my man yelled out.."oooowwww".... his soldiers may never march now... can i sue? that crap hurt like ever! i like being upside down.. i dont like losing feeling in the areas of my body i actually WANT TO USE! understand
Anyway.. i wish i found this site before .. BEWARE CYPRESS GARDENS NOTHING BUT AN OLD FOLKS HOME.. and the gardens..not even pretty. Kinda sad.