Oh man it feels good dusting off my old TPR account, like meeting back up with an old friend (only nothing like that at all)...
Brilliant trip report there mate, was really funny and very informative, don't think I'll ever be able to forget that strange man's junk. Looking forward to part 2, want to see how well this new land fits in with the rest of the park, and what the new rides are like. In all honesty though, I think I would of preferred to see a sponsorship like this taken on by another UK park, as in MY opinion, Blackpool is quite an intimidating place for the young children and maybe, just maybe, that may subtract from how nice the new land is. That hotel looks awesome though, definitely the place you want to sleep in after a day of whoring coasters.
Oh Craig, when you do find Spongebob, please kill him right there on the spot, good luck on the rest of your quest!